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  • K keyboard warrior

    a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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    QuiJohn
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    Did you have a jgasm?


    Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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    • K keyboard warrior

      a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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      Christopher Duncan
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      jgasm wrote:

      i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

      Gosh, more convincing than one that emulates a sexy girl making a pass at a geek? :-D

      Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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      • C Christopher Duncan

        jgasm wrote:

        i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

        Gosh, more convincing than one that emulates a sexy girl making a pass at a geek? :-D

        Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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        Joe Woodbury
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        Yes, it would say "Drop dead, loser" over and over.

        Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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          Yes, it would say "Drop dead, loser" over and over.

          Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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          Christopher Duncan
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          Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

          Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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            Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

            Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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            Rama Krishna Vavilala
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            Christopher Duncan wrote:

            Can I have your money, honey?

            "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

            Proud to be a CPHog user

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            • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

              Christopher Duncan wrote:

              Can I have your money, honey?

              "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

              Proud to be a CPHog user

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              Christopher Duncan
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              I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

              Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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              • Q QuiJohn

                Did you have a jgasm?


                Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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                keyboard warrior
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                my o so professional name shining through...

                ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                • C Christopher Duncan

                  I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

                  Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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                  keyboard warrior
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                  Christopher Duncan wrote:

                  I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

                  after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

                  ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                  • K keyboard warrior

                    Christopher Duncan wrote:

                    I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

                    after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

                    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                    Christopher Duncan
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                    I'm not going anywhere near that one, folks. :)

                    Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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                    • K keyboard warrior

                      a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                      JoeSox
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                      Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                      Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                        Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                        Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                        keyboard warrior
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                        nothing is! it's awesome i <3 this j-o-b

                        ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                        • K keyboard warrior

                          a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                          ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                          jgasm wrote:

                          i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

                          That would certainly make an excellent article for Code Project. I'll be watching for your submission! :-D

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          • Q QuiJohn

                            Did you have a jgasm?


                            Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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                            peterchen
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                            No, but the reply bot he wrote in java had. :D

                            We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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