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  • J Joe Woodbury

    Yes, it would say "Drop dead, loser" over and over.

    Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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    Christopher Duncan
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    Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

    Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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      Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

      Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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      Rama Krishna Vavilala
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      Christopher Duncan wrote:

      Can I have your money, honey?

      "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

      Proud to be a CPHog user

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      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

        Christopher Duncan wrote:

        Can I have your money, honey?

        "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

        Proud to be a CPHog user

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        Christopher Duncan
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        I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

        Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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        • Q QuiJohn

          Did you have a jgasm?


          Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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          keyboard warrior
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          my o so professional name shining through...

          ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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          • C Christopher Duncan

            I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

            Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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            keyboard warrior
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            Christopher Duncan wrote:

            I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

            after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

            ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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            • K keyboard warrior

              Christopher Duncan wrote:

              I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

              after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

              ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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              Christopher Duncan
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              I'm not going anywhere near that one, folks. :)

              Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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              • K keyboard warrior

                a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                JoeSox
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                Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                • J JoeSox

                  Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                  Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                  keyboard warrior
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                  nothing is! it's awesome i <3 this j-o-b

                  ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                  • K keyboard warrior

                    a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                    Roger Wright
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                    jgasm wrote:

                    i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

                    That would certainly make an excellent article for Code Project. I'll be watching for your submission! :-D

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    • Q QuiJohn

                      Did you have a jgasm?


                      Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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                      peterchen
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                      No, but the reply bot he wrote in java had. :D

                      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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