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  • K keyboard warrior

    a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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    Christopher Duncan
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    jgasm wrote:

    i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

    Gosh, more convincing than one that emulates a sexy girl making a pass at a geek? :-D

    Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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      jgasm wrote:

      i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

      Gosh, more convincing than one that emulates a sexy girl making a pass at a geek? :-D

      Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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      Joe Woodbury
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      Yes, it would say "Drop dead, loser" over and over.

      Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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        Yes, it would say "Drop dead, loser" over and over.

        Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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        Christopher Duncan
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        Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

        Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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        • C Christopher Duncan

          Unless, of course, it was emulating a stripper, at which point it would say "Can I have your money, honey?" first, and then drop dead. Order is important. :)

          Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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          Rama Krishna Vavilala
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          Christopher Duncan wrote:

          Can I have your money, honey?

          "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

          Proud to be a CPHog user

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          • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

            Christopher Duncan wrote:

            Can I have your money, honey?

            "Can I have your money, honey?" - Bunny

            Proud to be a CPHog user

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            Christopher Duncan
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            I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

            Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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            • Q QuiJohn

              Did you have a jgasm?


              Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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              keyboard warrior
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              my o so professional name shining through...

              ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini. Not pretty. :)

                Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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                keyboard warrior
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                Christopher Duncan wrote:

                I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

                after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

                ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                • K keyboard warrior

                  Christopher Duncan wrote:

                  I just got a quick vision of you in a bikini.

                  after seeing rama at mix i think he could pull it off better than me... :(

                  ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                  Christopher Duncan
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                  I'm not going anywhere near that one, folks. :)

                  Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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                  • K keyboard warrior

                    a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                    JoeSox
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                    Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                    Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                      Skype is not blocked on your work's network?

                      Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - PPokemon

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                      keyboard warrior
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                      nothing is! it's awesome i <3 this j-o-b

                      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                      • K keyboard warrior

                        a porn bot just skyped me at work, tried to add me, said lots of interesting things... :^) told me she wanted to talk about making love etc... only she did not use any euphamisms. i could totally code a more convincing bot than that. :cool:

                        ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                        Roger Wright
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                        jgasm wrote:

                        i could totally code a more convincing bot than that.

                        That would certainly make an excellent article for Code Project. I'll be watching for your submission! :-D

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        • Q QuiJohn

                          Did you have a jgasm?


                          Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency!            -Emily Dickinson

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                          peterchen
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                          No, but the reply bot he wrote in java had. :D

                          We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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