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  • J Jason Lepack LeppyR64

    Less Benefits? We have free Health Care. I call that a split-decision.

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    Q) Why did the rich Canadian go to the U.S. to get major surgery performed? Actually, this joke doesn't need a punchline as the joke is Canadian health care.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I have an Uncle in Northern Alberta who has offered me a job, and I passed the entry requirements to become a citizen. Only two things holding me back... 1) Wife doesn't want to move 2) Northern Alberta only has two seasons. Winter and Deep Winter!

      ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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      Maine isn't much better, I have been on site for about 4 weeks and it is either raining or about to rain. I made the mistake of taking my nephew to a water park up here and let me tell you, we left after 2 hours and went to the movies instead across the street. Even I thought the water was cold. (I could have stayed longer but the poor boy was turning purple)

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I have an Uncle in Northern Alberta who has offered me a job, and I passed the entry requirements to become a citizen. Only two things holding me back... 1) Wife doesn't want to move 2) Northern Alberta only has two seasons. Winter and Deep Winter!

        ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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        Dan Neely
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        1. Northern Alberta only has two seasons. Winter and Deep Winter!

        no it has 4 seasons. You forgot road construction and July 15th. :laugh:

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        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

          Q) Why did the rich Canadian go to the U.S. to get major surgery performed? Actually, this joke doesn't need a punchline as the joke is Canadian health care.

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          Jason Lepack LeppyR64
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          And where did the poor American go?

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          • J Jason Lepack LeppyR64

            And where did the poor American go?

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            Dalek Dave
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            OOOOOHHHH!!! Satire! Have a 5 and a :-D

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            • J Jason Lepack LeppyR64

              And where did the poor American go?

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              The ER

              Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                The ER

                Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                Jason Lepack LeppyR64
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                I was expecting an answer more along the lines of "7 Eleven" ;)

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                • J Jason Lepack LeppyR64

                  And where did the poor American go?

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  You mean the poor American who can't afford his overpriced mortgage, has two cars, a big screen TV, a spouse that doesn't work, cable television, a new computer, 2.5 kids, and brand new furniture but somehow just can't find the money to afford health-care? I love spreadsheets, I do a lot of them when I read on the news about someone who can't afford X. 9/10 times it comes down to poor choices and nothing else. The few who actually need assistance actually get it. Personally, I am shocked by the idea that everyone deserves health care. But my tirade into that becomes Soap Box rather quickly.

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                  • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                    You mean the poor American who can't afford his overpriced mortgage, has two cars, a big screen TV, a spouse that doesn't work, cable television, a new computer, 2.5 kids, and brand new furniture but somehow just can't find the money to afford health-care? I love spreadsheets, I do a lot of them when I read on the news about someone who can't afford X. 9/10 times it comes down to poor choices and nothing else. The few who actually need assistance actually get it. Personally, I am shocked by the idea that everyone deserves health care. But my tirade into that becomes Soap Box rather quickly.

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                    Jason Lepack LeppyR64
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                    Cheers, I definitely agree with you on the bad choices part.

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                    • L Le centriste

                      Still a junior after 3 years? :confused: I currently work in Montreal and there are lots of jobs here. Do you speak French?

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                      Le Centriste wrote:

                      Still a junior after 3 years?

                      Most are either Senior Developers or Architects or Project Managers or all of them after 3 months, must be a slow learner or maybe honest.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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