CCC for a Tuesday
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I believe that an Omniphile is a sexual deviant, someone who would have sex with a table or Ford Fiesta. That kind of thing. Just my interpretation you understand. Whereas Holophile is a lover of (w)holes! :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
someone who would have sex with a table or Ford Fiesta
Come on, we've all been there ... (oops) :-O Rich
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Dalek Dave wrote:
someone who would have sex with a table or Ford Fiesta
Come on, we've all been there ... (oops) :-O Rich
IN not WITH there is a difference you know!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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IN not WITH there is a difference you know!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Sex in a table? :confused:
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Sex in a table? :confused:
In a Ford Fiesta! it is ON a table not with it!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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In a Ford Fiesta! it is ON a table not with it!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
What about one of those tables with a hole in the middle?[^]
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What about one of those tables with a hole in the middle?[^]
I will look away for a few minutes whilst you go do what you need to do with that table. Mind you it is a good looking table, you wouldn't want an ugly one!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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I will look away for a few minutes whilst you go do what you need to do with that table. Mind you it is a good looking table, you wouldn't want an ugly one!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
It is a handsome table, but the hole is, like, freakin' massive. I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act.
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It is a handsome table, but the hole is, like, freakin' massive. I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act.
I think it is an 'adequate' hole.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act
Let the table get on top!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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I think it is an 'adequate' hole.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act
Let the table get on top!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Dalek Dave wrote:
I think it is an 'adequate' hole.
Actually, um, it's way too small, in my professional opinion.
Dalek Dave wrote:
Let the table get on top!
Haha, kinda pathetic having the table as the, ah, 'dominant partner'.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I think it is an 'adequate' hole.
Actually, um, it's way too small, in my professional opinion.
Dalek Dave wrote:
Let the table get on top!
Haha, kinda pathetic having the table as the, ah, 'dominant partner'.
It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
As long as it's not too rough. :~ ...
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IN not WITH there is a difference you know!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Never have sex with a table - it's got four wooden legs. Just one was enough to f**k over McCartney. :) Rich
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It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Hey, did you happen to get my super-duper-secret must-not-tell-a-soul-or-the-whole-world-will-crumble-probably-because-of-Communism-or-Hitler-or-some-other-incredibly-evil-force-I'm-not-imaginative-enough-to-even-visualise e-mail? [edit:] Ideology...proper noun... :(
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I think 'omniphile' works better. ;)
"Omniphile" is an unholy combination of Latin and Greek. I would prefer "pantophile" if it didn't give another altogether incorrect impression! [later] It turns out someone already thinks it's a proper word. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Philosophy has 'Because of his wide-ranging interests, Diderot was nicknamed "Pantophile," which means lover of everything.' Excuse the American punctuation - I'm quoting! [/later]
Phil
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