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  • S soap brain

    Sex in a table? :confused:

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    Dalek Dave
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    In a Ford Fiesta! it is ON a table not with it!

    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      In a Ford Fiesta! it is ON a table not with it!

      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      soap brain
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      What about one of those tables with a hole in the middle?[^]

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      • S soap brain

        What about one of those tables with a hole in the middle?[^]

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        Dalek Dave
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        I will look away for a few minutes whilst you go do what you need to do with that table. Mind you it is a good looking table, you wouldn't want an ugly one!

        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I will look away for a few minutes whilst you go do what you need to do with that table. Mind you it is a good looking table, you wouldn't want an ugly one!

          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          soap brain
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          It is a handsome table, but the hole is, like, freakin' massive. I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act.

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          • S soap brain

            It is a handsome table, but the hole is, like, freakin' massive. I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act.

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            Dalek Dave
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            I think it is an 'adequate' hole.

            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

            I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act

            Let the table get on top!

            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I think it is an 'adequate' hole.

              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

              I can't even imagine the technicalities of such an act

              Let the table get on top!

              ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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              soap brain
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              I think it is an 'adequate' hole.

              Actually, um, it's way too small, in my professional opinion.

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Let the table get on top!

              Haha, kinda pathetic having the table as the, ah, 'dominant partner'.

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              • S soap brain

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                I think it is an 'adequate' hole.

                Actually, um, it's way too small, in my professional opinion.

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Let the table get on top!

                Haha, kinda pathetic having the table as the, ah, 'dominant partner'.

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                Dalek Dave
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                It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)

                ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)

                  ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                  soap brain
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                  As long as it's not too rough. :~ ...

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    IN not WITH there is a difference you know!

                    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                    Rich Leyshon
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                    Never have sex with a table - it's got four wooden legs. Just one was enough to f**k over McCartney. :) Rich

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      It's easier that way, let the table do the hard work! :)

                      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                      soap brain
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                      Hey, did you happen to get my super-duper-secret must-not-tell-a-soul-or-the-whole-world-will-crumble-probably-because-of-Communism-or-Hitler-or-some-other-incredibly-evil-force-I'm-not-imaginative-enough-to-even-visualise e-mail? [edit:] Ideology...proper noun... :(

                      modified on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 3:58 AM

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                      • S soap brain

                        I think 'omniphile' works better. ;)

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                        Phil J Pearson
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                        "Omniphile" is an unholy combination of Latin and Greek. I would prefer "pantophile" if it didn't give another altogether incorrect impression! [later] It turns out someone already thinks it's a proper word. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Philosophy has 'Because of his wide-ranging interests, Diderot was nicknamed "Pantophile," which means lover of everything.' Excuse the American punctuation - I'm quoting! [/later]

                        Phil


                        The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

                        modified on Tuesday, September 9, 2008 11:22 AM

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