Have a [positive] Day!
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
*grin* that's just brilliant.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
-5 man points - That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Great. So now this girl is going to stalk you to get her daily fix of the RockStar. Well, at least she can bring coffee.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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-5 man points - That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
:-D
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-5 man points - That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
What's your point?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Great. So now this girl is going to stalk you to get her daily fix of the RockStar. Well, at least she can bring coffee.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
So now this girl is going to stalk you to get her daily fix of the RockStar.
I wouldn't mind if she stalked me. ;)
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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*grin* that's just brilliant.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Christian Graus wrote:
that's just brilliant.
I love when life throws at curve ball like that. Most days, I just get the coffee and head out.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
So now this girl is going to stalk you to get her daily fix of the RockStar.
I wouldn't mind if she stalked me. ;)
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Josh Smith wrote:
I wouldn't mind if she stalked me.
That nice?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Douglas Troy wrote:
did you tell her that the World was going to end because of the LHC tests?
No, but before I left I burned the place to the ground.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Josh Smith wrote:
I wouldn't mind if she stalked me.
That nice?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
That nice?
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Douglas Troy wrote:
did you tell her that the World was going to end because of the LHC tests?
No, but before I left I burned the place to the ground.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Well ... that's one way to cut down on your coffee intake ... albeit ... a bit harsh ... but effective. :-D
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Well ... that's one way to cut down on your coffee intake ... albeit ... a bit harsh ... but effective. :-D
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLDouglas Troy wrote:
Well ... that's one way to cut down on your coffee intake ... albeit ... a bit harsh ... but effective.
I've heard that prison coffee sucks. :rolleyes:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
That nice?
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Josh Smith wrote:
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
Oh obviously. Of course. You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
-1000 man points to John Simmons for knowing what is there in a women's magazine. Doesn't this whole process of allocating man points make you feel like a professor in Hogwarts.:) I guess I will get a few kid points for that.
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And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns
LMAO!
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Josh Smith wrote:
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
Oh obviously. Of course. You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
That'd be quite a commute for ya! Though you certainly would rack up the frequent flier miles with all those hops across the pond...
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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-5 man points - That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001But while you're being all manly, he's impressing chicks. If he wasn't taken, he'd be getting laid and you'd just be sitting there with your manly stories, all alone.... :P
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
So did you get her number or what??