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Well ... that's one way to cut down on your coffee intake ... albeit ... a bit harsh ... but effective. :-D
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLDouglas Troy wrote:
Well ... that's one way to cut down on your coffee intake ... albeit ... a bit harsh ... but effective.
I've heard that prison coffee sucks. :rolleyes:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
That nice?
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
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Josh Smith wrote:
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
Oh obviously. Of course. You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
-1000 man points to John Simmons for knowing what is there in a women's magazine. Doesn't this whole process of allocating man points make you feel like a professor in Hogwarts.:) I guess I will get a few kid points for that.
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And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns
LMAO!
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Josh Smith wrote:
Nah, but I would love to think of myself as being "stalk-worthy".
Oh obviously. Of course. You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
That'd be quite a commute for ya! Though you certainly would rack up the frequent flier miles with all those hops across the pond...
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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-5 man points - That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001But while you're being all manly, he's impressing chicks. If he wasn't taken, he'd be getting laid and you'd just be sitting there with your manly stories, all alone.... :P
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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After going for my daily post-lunch walk today, I stopped into the local coffeehouse to get my daily post-walk coffee (a creature of habit, I am). The girl working the counter seemed in a slump. I was the last person in her line, so after the transaction completed I said, "Have a great day." She replied, "Yeah, have a good day." I then jokingly said, "Hey that's not fair! I said have a great day, but you only said have a good day. We need to be on equal footing here!" She stared at me in confusion for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. Then she said, "Have a wonderful day!" I replied "Have a spectacular day!" And we kept joking about it, increasing the power of the positive adjective to the point where it was absurd. We both then noticed that another customer had gotten in line behind me during this exchange, and he looked at us like we were totally off our rockers. Which, naturally, made us both laugh even harder! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
So did you get her number or what??
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So did you get her number or what??
Dinobot_Slag wrote:
So did you get her number or what??
No, I'm not single. If I was, I might have asked.
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And when have you ever seen a woman's magazine? Well, I suppose I could see you reading Chicks with Guns, but anything else? Definitely not.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
My sister used to read them to me when I was still a boy. She'd read them as I did chores around the house. I was, for all intents and purposes, a captive audience. The images are etched into my brain. Besides, these magazines are all over then damn grocery store, with headlines like "10 ways to please your man", or "Why it's okay to have PMS". Ya go in for a decent cut of steak, and you're assaulted by make-yourself-feel-good-about-being-a-complete-bitch magazines. Jeeze! And if the first thing in the please-your-man list isn't "1) Show up.", the rest of the list is probably crap.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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But while you're being all manly, he's impressing chicks. If he wasn't taken, he'd be getting laid and you'd just be sitting there with your manly stories, all alone.... :P
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
I don't need to quote poetry to impress chicks. Besides, chicks that are attracted to poetry won't do the same things as chicks that are attracted to 4-wheel drive monster trucks that are so tall you can see the curvature of the earth from the driver's seat.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
-1000 man points to John Simmons for knowing what is there in a women's magazine. Doesn't this whole process of allocating man points make you feel like a professor in Hogwarts.:) I guess I will get a few kid points for that.
Proud to be a CPHog user
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
Doesn't this whole process of allocating man points make you feel like a professor in Hogwarts.
What is a hogwarts?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
That looks like a story you'd see in a woman's magazine
What's your point?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
I just pictured you laughing gleefully and adjusting your pretty new spring dress when you described that, that's all.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I just pictured you laughing gleefully and adjusting your pretty new spring dress when you described that, that's all.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I just pictured you laughing gleefully and adjusting your pretty new spring dress when you described that, that's all.
:laugh: You do realize it's almost fall, right?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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I don't need to quote poetry to impress chicks. Besides, chicks that are attracted to poetry won't do the same things as chicks that are attracted to 4-wheel drive monster trucks that are so tall you can see the curvature of the earth from the driver's seat.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
chicks that are attracted to 4-wheel drive monster trucks that are so tall you can see the curvature of the earth from the driver's seat.
You must be from Texas.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
Doesn't this whole process of allocating man points make you feel like a professor in Hogwarts.
What is a hogwarts?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
What is a hogwarts?
A very unpleasant disease caught from "entertaining" a pig.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that I'm a man don't you, and thus having no interest in stalking you?
That'd be quite a commute for ya! Though you certainly would rack up the frequent flier miles with all those hops across the pond...
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Josh mate. I like you, in a manly slap the thighs and talk about sports type of way, but not enough to rack those miles up for ya.;)
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I just pictured you laughing gleefully and adjusting your pretty new spring dress when you described that, that's all.
:laugh: You do realize it's almost fall, right?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Hey, I learned a long tme ago that unless you're specifically asked, don't comment on someone's "style" or sense of fashion. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
chicks that are attracted to 4-wheel drive monster trucks that are so tall you can see the curvature of the earth from the driver's seat.
You must be from Texas.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
Not from there, but I should have been... :) I do live in Texas at this time.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Hey, I learned a long tme ago that unless you're specifically asked, don't comment on someone's "style" or sense of fashion. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Hey, I learned a long tme ago that unless you're specifically asked, don't comment on someone's "style" or sense of fashion.
That's some good advice. Did you learn it when reading the latest issue of Cosmopolitan? :)
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Sleep is overrated.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
What is a hogwarts?
A very unpleasant disease caught from "entertaining" a pig.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
I am happy to say that while I found Deliverance is an interesting movie, I've never strove to emulate the "down home feel" portrayed in the film.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001