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5 things Hollywood thinks computers can do.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      They missed out all the crazy stuff that happens on CSI - like zooming in a low quality image to 2000% and have the image "re-render" itself so it's crystal clear, or creating a perfect 3D map from a 2D side-on shot of a park :rolleyes: Regards, --Perspx

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        They missed out all the crazy stuff that happens on CSI - like zooming in a low quality image to 2000% and have the image "re-render" itself so it's crystal clear, or creating a perfect 3D map from a 2D side-on shot of a park :rolleyes: Regards, --Perspx

        "I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
        "Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds

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        Pete OHanlon
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        While I agree with the sentiment, CSI isn't really Hollywood. It's rubbish granted, but this seems to be purely film oriented.

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          This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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          Lost User
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          "#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.

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            "#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Trollslayer wrote:

            "#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.

            It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.

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              While I agree with the sentiment, CSI isn't really Hollywood. It's rubbish granted, but this seems to be purely film oriented.

              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              Perspx
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              Ah yes, I suppose. The media completely warps people's views about technology - it's bloody ridiculous. X| Regards, --Perspx

              "I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
              "Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds

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                Trollslayer wrote:

                "#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.

                It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.

                Well actually the computer is a logical device, it never could become really sentient but it could at least simulate it. But I as a programmer really don't want to see that kind of code, it must be huge and complex!

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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.

                  Well actually the computer is a logical device, it never could become really sentient but it could at least simulate it. But I as a programmer really don't want to see that kind of code, it must be huge and complex!

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Cyon111 wrote:

                  Well actually the computer is a logical device,

                  Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:

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                    This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    Ah yes, I've seen that before. I've seen one about what Hollywood thinks of history, as well.

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      Cyon111 wrote:

                      Well actually the computer is a logical device,

                      Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:

                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo.

                      Same here :laugh:

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                        Cyon111 wrote:

                        Well actually the computer is a logical device,

                        Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:

                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                        Oakman
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo.

                        Don't let him confuse you, Pete. It is random hoodoo. Anyone who believes otherwise ends up with developers' tourettes.

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                          They missed out all the crazy stuff that happens on CSI - like zooming in a low quality image to 2000% and have the image "re-render" itself so it's crystal clear, or creating a perfect 3D map from a 2D side-on shot of a park :rolleyes: Regards, --Perspx

                          "I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
                          "Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds

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                          Mladen Jankovic
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                          Yeah, and there was similar situation in another episode. After they zoomed image to 2000000% and re-rendered it, they found silhouette of a man standing in the window (the original image covered both sides of a river with at least 20 buildings on it), then they map it to 3D image of man's face and searched the database (matter of seconds), needless to say they succeeded. I was like OMG WTF! Luckily there were no object near me that could harm my TV set :doh:

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                            "#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            They should see some of the article that get posted here. That would give pause to nearly anyone...

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                              This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              My favorite (referring to the hack into the aliens mother ship in Independence Day): "Therefore, Goldblum's feat was the equivalent of colony of baboons in the Congo hacking into CitiBank using tree bark and clumps of their own feces. " Excellent!!

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                                This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Gaaah!! NO!! Not "The Net"! Now I have to go back to therapy... ::whimper:: X|

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                                  This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                  Joe Woodbury
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                                  Then there are the little things, like progress bars for things that are instantaneous. (As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.) Oh, and hacking moment also presupposes that the target of their machinations are systems NOT designed and run by idiots, like, for example, Bank of America.

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                                    This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                    What about the fact that almost anytime a character has to use a computer, any computer (even a non-pc like mobile devices or machine controllers), they start tapping away at the keyboard and, like magic, things start doing exactly what they were trying to do. And any time a hack needs to happen, even if it involves wiring up a piece of custom hardware and firmware, all the pieces and software already exist and just need like one turn of the screwdriver to start working.

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                                      This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                      Brady Kelly
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                                      Repost. ;P

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                                        Then there are the little things, like progress bars for things that are instantaneous. (As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.) Oh, and hacking moment also presupposes that the target of their machinations are systems NOT designed and run by idiots, like, for example, Bank of America.

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                                        Brady Kelly
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                                        Joe Woodbury wrote:

                                        As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.

                                        It does when you send it one dollar at a time. :laugh:

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                                          This[^] is the most accurate review of computers in films that I've seen in a long time.

                                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                          I remember thinking it ludicrous that computer text had a real type face on a white background, in Michael Knight's KITT. Everyone knew computers had green screens.

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