5 things Hollywood thinks computers can do.
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Trollslayer wrote:
"#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.
It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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While I agree with the sentiment, CSI isn't really Hollywood. It's rubbish granted, but this seems to be purely film oriented.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Ah yes, I suppose. The media completely warps people's views about technology - it's bloody ridiculous. X| Regards, --Perspx
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Trollslayer wrote:
"#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.
It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.
Well actually the computer is a logical device, it never could become really sentient but it could at least simulate it. But I as a programmer really don't want to see that kind of code, it must be huge and complex!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It's more likely that a computer will become sentient.
Well actually the computer is a logical device, it never could become really sentient but it could at least simulate it. But I as a programmer really don't want to see that kind of code, it must be huge and complex!
Cyon111 wrote:
Well actually the computer is a logical device,
Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Ah yes, I've seen that before. I've seen one about what Hollywood thinks of history, as well.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Cyon111 wrote:
Well actually the computer is a logical device,
Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo.
Same here :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Cyon111 wrote:
Well actually the computer is a logical device,
Well, thanks for that flash of the bleeding obvious. You know, after over 30 years in the game, I never knew this. There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo. :rolleyes:
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There was me thinking it was all magic and random hoodoo.
Don't let him confuse you, Pete. It is random hoodoo. Anyone who believes otherwise ends up with developers' tourettes.
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They missed out all the crazy stuff that happens on CSI - like zooming in a low quality image to 2000% and have the image "re-render" itself so it's crystal clear, or creating a perfect 3D map from a 2D side-on shot of a park :rolleyes: Regards, --Perspx
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"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus TorvaldsYeah, and there was similar situation in another episode. After they zoomed image to 2000000% and re-rendered it, they found silhouette of a man standing in the window (the original image covered both sides of a river with at least 20 buildings on it), then they map it to 3D image of man's face and searched the database (matter of seconds), needless to say they succeeded. I was like OMG WTF! Luckily there were no object near me that could harm my TV set :doh:
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"#2.A Computer Might Become Self-Aware At Any Moment" Let's start with the users.
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They should see some of the article that get posted here. That would give pause to nearly anyone...
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My favorite (referring to the hack into the aliens mother ship in Independence Day): "Therefore, Goldblum's feat was the equivalent of colony of baboons in the Congo hacking into CitiBank using tree bark and clumps of their own feces. " Excellent!!
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Gaaah!! NO!! Not "The Net"! Now I have to go back to therapy... ::whimper:: X|
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Then there are the little things, like progress bars for things that are instantaneous. (As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.) Oh, and hacking moment also presupposes that the target of their machinations are systems NOT designed and run by idiots, like, for example, Bank of America.
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What about the fact that almost anytime a character has to use a computer, any computer (even a non-pc like mobile devices or machine controllers), they start tapping away at the keyboard and, like magic, things start doing exactly what they were trying to do. And any time a hack needs to happen, even if it involves wiring up a piece of custom hardware and firmware, all the pieces and software already exist and just need like one turn of the screwdriver to start working.
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Repost. ;P
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Then there are the little things, like progress bars for things that are instantaneous. (As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.) Oh, and hacking moment also presupposes that the target of their machinations are systems NOT designed and run by idiots, like, for example, Bank of America.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
Joe Woodbury wrote:
As though it takes longer to transfer a hundred million dollars than ten.
It does when you send it one dollar at a time. :laugh:
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I remember thinking it ludicrous that computer text had a real type face on a white background, in Michael Knight's KITT. Everyone knew computers had green screens.
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I remember thinking it ludicrous that computer text had a real type face on a white background, in Michael Knight's KITT. Everyone knew computers had green screens.
:cool: Actually that was only in the USA. In Europe they have higher standards. I was developing a banking system for Ericsson in the early 80's... Black on White background with a refresh rate of 72 Hertz on a articulated stand. We loved going up against IBM who still had 8 line plasma displays on their premier banking system. lol
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While I agree with the sentiment, CSI isn't really Hollywood. It's rubbish granted, but this seems to be purely film oriented.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
But didn't the zooming in thing work in 'Blade Runner'? ;P
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Not very on topic, but hey, it's a Dilbert cartoon! http://www.csus.edu/indiv/l/legorretal/160_Spring_2006_05_Dilbert_on_requirements_gathering.jpg[^]
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