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What would YOU put in the LHC?

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  • L Lost User

    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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    Steve Echols
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    CListCtrl Couldn't resist. :-D


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    • L Lost User

      I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

      Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      Dirk Higbee
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      poop

      My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com

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      • D Dirk Higbee

        poop

        My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com

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        Steve Echols
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        + fan


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        • L Lost User

          I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

          Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          Erdi Calli
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          CTRL and ALT to one side and DEL to other side(assuming that LHC is using Windows 95) to save the world. ;P

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          • L Lost User

            I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

            Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            Lee Humphries
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            Schrodinger's Cat - both states.

            I just love Koalas - they go great with Bacon.

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            • L Lost User

              I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

              Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              Jono7AC
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              Politicians - This would detect any grey-matter present (less likely than finding the Higgs particle I think).

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              • L Lost User

                I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                Asaf Merschon
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                My boss and another team lead from the company. They never agree on anything, so colliding those two together at near light speeds would CERTAINLY recreate the big bang. Great minds think alike, creative minds think originally.

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                • J Jono7AC

                  Politicians - This would detect any grey-matter present (less likely than finding the Higgs particle I think).

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  Politicians crashing with each other to death at almost the speed of light. *MWAAHHCCKK* Can we have a live telecast, please?

                  Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                    A blender. Will it collide? :rolleyes:

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                    You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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                    Filip C
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                    haha 5 points :)

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      The guy who invented Clickonce, and my mother. Then I'd feed in whoever worked on Vista, one at a time.

                      Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.

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                      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                      :laugh::laugh::laugh: It really is a just as well I've already finished my coffee, or I'd be cleaning my laptop screen now. :rolleyes:

                      Anna :rose: Having a bad bug day? Tech Blog | Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                      • L Lost User

                        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        Stuart Dootson
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                        Cheese, so I could try and make Cheddite[^].

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                        • S Stuart Dootson

                          Cheese, so I could try and make Cheddite[^].

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                          chrissb
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                          A helicopter!! http://xkcd.com/401/[^]

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            The guy who invented Clickonce, and my mother. Then I'd feed in whoever worked on Vista, one at a time.

                            Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.

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                            David B Taylor
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                            Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))

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                            • L Lost User

                              I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                              Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                              sng2pdx
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                              Any device that starts with a lowercase "i" followed by uppercase "P". (That includes iPods, iPhones, and iPhorget what else.)

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                              • L Lost User

                                I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                Kizul Emeraldfire
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                                A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)

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                                • K Kizul Emeraldfire

                                  A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                    Kizul Emeraldfire
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                                    +5 to you. :laugh:

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                                    • D David B Taylor

                                      Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))

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                                      benjymous
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                                      For some reason I get an image like something out of The Fly - a creature that's part Mr Clickonce, part his Mother. Not sure if it's the 50's style headswap, or the Goldblum style amalgam though.

                                      Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                        Oakman
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                                        My third wife and my fourth wife.

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        • L Lee Humphries

                                          Schrodinger's Cat - both states.

                                          I just love Koalas - they go great with Bacon.

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                                          Zhat
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                                          Haha! I'd pay money to see that happen...

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