What would YOU put in the LHC?
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
CTRL and ALT to one side and DEL to other side(assuming that LHC is using Windows 95) to save the world. ;P
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Schrodinger's Cat - both states.
I just love Koalas - they go great with Bacon.
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
My boss and another team lead from the company. They never agree on anything, so colliding those two together at near light speeds would CERTAINLY recreate the big bang. Great minds think alike, creative minds think originally.
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Politicians - This would detect any grey-matter present (less likely than finding the Higgs particle I think).
Politicians crashing with each other to death at almost the speed of light. *MWAAHHCCKK* Can we have a live telecast, please?
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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A blender. Will it collide? :rolleyes:
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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The guy who invented Clickonce, and my mother. Then I'd feed in whoever worked on Vista, one at a time.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: It really is a just as well I've already finished my coffee, or I'd be cleaning my laptop screen now. :rolleyes:
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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The guy who invented Clickonce, and my mother. Then I'd feed in whoever worked on Vista, one at a time.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)
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A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
+5 to you. :laugh:
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Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))
For some reason I get an image like something out of The Fly - a creature that's part Mr Clickonce, part his Mother. Not sure if it's the 50's style headswap, or the Goldblum style amalgam though.
Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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Schrodinger's Cat - both states.
I just love Koalas - they go great with Bacon.
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
In the interest of saving what little relationship there is at work with another member of the team... You'll forgive me if I don't say it outloud and just smile. :) :-D My morning did get brighter.... but off to work I go...
