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What would YOU put in the LHC?

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  • L Lost User

    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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    Stuart Dootson
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    Cheese, so I could try and make Cheddite[^].

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      Cheese, so I could try and make Cheddite[^].

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      chrissb
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      A helicopter!! http://xkcd.com/401/[^]

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      • C Christian Graus

        The guy who invented Clickonce, and my mother. Then I'd feed in whoever worked on Vista, one at a time.

        Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.

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        David B Taylor
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        Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))

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        • L Lost User

          I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

          Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          sng2pdx
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          Any device that starts with a lowercase "i" followed by uppercase "P". (That includes iPods, iPhones, and iPhorget what else.)

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          • L Lost User

            I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

            Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            Kizul Emeraldfire
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            A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)

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            • K Kizul Emeraldfire

              A pirate and a ninja — I mean, what would happen? :)

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas[^]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                Kizul Emeraldfire
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                +5 to you. :laugh:

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                • D David B Taylor

                  Careful now... E=MC2 This means that mass is directly proportional to the Amount of energy, which in turn ;-) means that if you slam your mother and Mr. Click once together at the spead of light you may simply end up with more of the same (or something even worse ;-))

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                  benjymous
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                  For some reason I get an image like something out of The Fly - a creature that's part Mr Clickonce, part his Mother. Not sure if it's the 50's style headswap, or the Goldblum style amalgam though.

                  Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                  • L Lost User

                    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Oakman
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                    My third wife and my fourth wife.

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    • L Lee Humphries

                      Schrodinger's Cat - both states.

                      I just love Koalas - they go great with Bacon.

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                      Zhat
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                      Haha! I'd pay money to see that happen...

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                      • L Lost User

                        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        Zhat
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                        Chuck Norris... Insert

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                        • L Lost User

                          I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                          Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                          El Corazon
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                          In the interest of saving what little relationship there is at work with another member of the team... You'll forgive me if I don't say it outloud and just smile. :) :-D My morning did get brighter.... but off to work I go...

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                          • L Lost User

                            I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                            Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            Hooga Booga
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                            My question is, was the Helium leak really an accident? I think not. Some guy thought it would be cool to talk like Mickey Mouse for a bit and left the valve open ...

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                            • L Lost User

                              I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                              Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                              Jim Roth
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                              Marshmallows and chocolate. Duh.

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                              • L Lost User

                                I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                bjgrem
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                                George W and a sewer rat. Never know, it might make him smarter. :)

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                                • L Lost User

                                  I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                  Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                  Another LHC in two ways. The first time going the same way, the second going the opposite. See what happens. Do we go faster than light? Do we cancel light?


                                  Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                    Another LHC in two ways. The first time going the same way, the second going the opposite. See what happens. Do we go faster than light? Do we cancel light?


                                    Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    They're well ahead of you. They already run particles in both directions. You get asymptotically closer to the speed of light. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocity-addition_formula[^]

                                    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                      They're well ahead of you. They already run particles in both directions. You get asymptotically closer to the speed of light. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocity-addition_formula[^]

                                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                      You get closer to the speed of light when you're not at the speed of light. What happens when you are? Does that mean you can't scratch your nose if it itches?


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                                      • L Lost User

                                        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                        Naturality
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                                        I hear they're already planning the VLHC(Very Large Hadron Collider) for 50 years time, so that would be the RVBLHC(Really Very Big Large Hadron Collider) :o If it were up to me, I'd smash pigeons. ...or maybe 2 Higgs Bosons!

                                        "Sir, I protest. I am NOT a merry man!"

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                                        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                          You get closer to the speed of light when you're not at the speed of light. What happens when you are? Does that mean you can't scratch your nose if it itches?


                                          Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                                          Dan Neely
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                                          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                          What happens when you are?

                                          *You* can't be. No object with nonzero mass can reach the speed of light (in a vacuum) without an infinite input of energy. Any mass less particle (photons) can only travel at the speed of light (in the medium they're in). They don't experience time at all. Absolutely zero time (in the photons frame of reference) passes between emission and absorption.

                                          Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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