Racist Joke of the day
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.So they don't teach obscenities in English classes?
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.That reminds me of "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry" :laugh:
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.That's a prejudiced joke but not racist. So this Chinese guy gets a new job at coal mine. The manager says you'll be in charge in of supplies, I'll see you here tomorrow at 8:00AM. The Chinese man accepts the new position. The next day the manager was waiting for his new employee but at 9:00, he finally gave up waiting and went to walk down into the mine. "Supplies!" the Chinese man yelled as he jumped out of hiding.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Oookaaay... Two guys, one a Chinaman, sign on to work in a mine. The foreman assigns the Chinaman to supplies and the other guy to a digging crew. At the end of the day the other guy is headed back up to the surface; as he rounds a corner the Chinaman jumps out at him and shouts, "Supplies! Supplies!"
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.You guys got to be kidding. Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today. The last time I went to China, I saw many 7-10 year old Chinese kids on the streets talking with American visitors in English. It might be a good time for you guys to take some Chinese lessons, if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? Wait for it... They vote, sirry. ;P
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You guys got to be kidding. Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today. The last time I went to China, I saw many 7-10 year old Chinese kids on the streets talking with American visitors in English. It might be a good time for you guys to take some Chinese lessons, if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
abc wrote:
Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today.
Are you implying that, when new, no one laughed at them because they were merely stating the obvious? :-\
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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Ok, ok, seeing the Bad Engrish post on the board all day long kept bugging me because I knew I had a joke for it... This Chinese man opened a Chinese food restaurant in a major American city and every day this big American cowboy would come in to eat lunch and ask about the sides. Being unable to pronounce certain letters the cowboy would always laugh hysterically when the Chinese man said, "Flied Lice" instead of Fried Rice. Finally the Chinese man was so fed up with it he went to English classes in the evening to improve his pronunciation. The day came and the man was prepared and properly explained to his customer about the "Fried Rice" that was on the menu. Shocked the cowboy asked him to repeat himself. The Chinese Man said, "I said Fried Rice you Flu**ing Rooser"
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego. -
You guys got to be kidding. Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today. The last time I went to China, I saw many 7-10 year old Chinese kids on the streets talking with American visitors in English. It might be a good time for you guys to take some Chinese lessons, if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
abc wrote:
if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
...blah, blah, blah, passport outsourcing[^], blah, blah, blah...
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Oh man, don't worry, they are endless... and not just in China... Northern American accent sounds like endless whining, and southern American accents... well... life is like a box of chocolates...
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Amelican walks into a bar...
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I try to keep a neutral accent when I work on site. However, I just can't help myself up here in Maine because they get the biggest kick out of my natural Southern Accent so I just let it drawl sometimes. Everyone just stops when I drop the Y bomb, "Y'all".
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Amelican walks into a bar...
:laugh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Amelican walks into a bar...
That's fantastic. :laugh:
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You guys got to be kidding. Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today. The last time I went to China, I saw many 7-10 year old Chinese kids on the streets talking with American visitors in English. It might be a good time for you guys to take some Chinese lessons, if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
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Amelican walks into a bar...
G-R-E-A-T! :laugh:
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That's a prejudiced joke but not racist. So this Chinese guy gets a new job at coal mine. The manager says you'll be in charge in of supplies, I'll see you here tomorrow at 8:00AM. The Chinese man accepts the new position. The next day the manager was waiting for his new employee but at 9:00, he finally gave up waiting and went to walk down into the mine. "Supplies!" the Chinese man yelled as he jumped out of hiding.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
Hilarious!
Cheers, Vıkram.
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I agree, they know nothing about great Chinese takie-Outie food. On the other hand, old joke or not...FUNNY! Get over it.
Zhat wrote:
I agree, they know nothing about great Chinese takie-Outie food.
You see, that's how it all started. Take-out food was the mother of all out-sourcing. Since the lazy Americans don't want to cook their own food, maybe there are a lot of other things they don't want to do. Let's throw in some strange accent to entertain them while they are eating and out-sourcing. ;P
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abc wrote:
Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today.
Are you implying that, when new, no one laughed at them because they were merely stating the obvious? :-\
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.