Racist Joke of the day
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Oh man, don't worry, they are endless... and not just in China... Northern American accent sounds like endless whining, and southern American accents... well... life is like a box of chocolates...
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Amelican walks into a bar...
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I try to keep a neutral accent when I work on site. However, I just can't help myself up here in Maine because they get the biggest kick out of my natural Southern Accent so I just let it drawl sometimes. Everyone just stops when I drop the Y bomb, "Y'all".
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Amelican walks into a bar...
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Amelican walks into a bar...
That's fantastic. :laugh:
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You guys got to be kidding. Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today. The last time I went to China, I saw many 7-10 year old Chinese kids on the streets talking with American visitors in English. It might be a good time for you guys to take some Chinese lessons, if you don't want to keep crying about jobs being out-sourced, blah, blah, blah...
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Amelican walks into a bar...
G-R-E-A-T! :laugh:
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That's a prejudiced joke but not racist. So this Chinese guy gets a new job at coal mine. The manager says you'll be in charge in of supplies, I'll see you here tomorrow at 8:00AM. The Chinese man accepts the new position. The next day the manager was waiting for his new employee but at 9:00, he finally gave up waiting and went to walk down into the mine. "Supplies!" the Chinese man yelled as he jumped out of hiding.
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Hilarious!
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I agree, they know nothing about great Chinese takie-Outie food. On the other hand, old joke or not...FUNNY! Get over it.
Zhat wrote:
I agree, they know nothing about great Chinese takie-Outie food.
You see, that's how it all started. Take-out food was the mother of all out-sourcing. Since the lazy Americans don't want to cook their own food, maybe there are a lot of other things they don't want to do. Let's throw in some strange accent to entertain them while they are eating and out-sourcing. ;P
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abc wrote:
Those jokes are so old that they only serve the purpose of demonstrating how little you know about China and Chinese today.
Are you implying that, when new, no one laughed at them because they were merely stating the obvious? :-\
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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Shog9 wrote:
Are you implying that, when new, no one laughed at them because they were merely stating the obvious?
Should I read your post for your sense of humour or your weakness in logic reasoning? ;P