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  • R Roger Wright

    Of course. The limit as n approaches infinity of the geometric series: SUM(1/2n), n=0 -> infinity = 2.

    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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    dighn
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    but the question is, if you divide a "beer molecule" in two, is it still bear?

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    • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

      nope, simplified into sums, from n = 0, its: 1/20 + 1/21 + 1/22 + 1/23 + ... + 1/2n == 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + ... + (for practical purposes) 0 = 2

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      Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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      Roger Wright
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      In what way does that differ from what I posted?

      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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      • B BoneSoft

        But it's not the zeroth mathematician who orders the first beer, it's the first. Sum (1/2n-1), n=1 -> infinity = 2


        Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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        Roger Wright
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        Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.

        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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        • R Roger Wright

          Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.

          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          BoneSoft
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          Very true. Unless requirement state otherwise. ;)


          Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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          • D dighn

            but the question is, if you divide a "beer molecule" in two, is it still bear?

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            Roger Wright
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            A beer molecule cannot be divided; it can only be shared, but then only among close friends who will buy the next round. Being a fundamental unit of Creation, it is indestructable, along with Earth, Wind, and Fire. Water is derived from the class Beer. Beer is also one of the four basic food groups, the other three being Pizza, Chocolate, and Girl. Any questions?

            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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            • R Roger Wright

              A beer molecule cannot be divided; it can only be shared, but then only among close friends who will buy the next round. Being a fundamental unit of Creation, it is indestructable, along with Earth, Wind, and Fire. Water is derived from the class Beer. Beer is also one of the four basic food groups, the other three being Pizza, Chocolate, and Girl. Any questions?

              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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              Garth J Lancaster
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              Roger Wright wrote:

              and Girl

              kid sister friendly translation - food for the senses right ? .. darn, anything I say here could get me into more trouble :-O .. must apply bleach to mind 'g'

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                Roger Wright wrote:

                and Girl

                kid sister friendly translation - food for the senses right ? .. darn, anything I say here could get me into more trouble :-O .. must apply bleach to mind 'g'

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                Roger Wright
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                Garth J Lancaster wrote:

                food for the senses right ?

                Of course. Warm, soft, friendly seafood. What could be more kidsafe?

                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                • R Roger Wright

                  In what way does that differ from what I posted?

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  Nothing at all, I just didn't refresh before posting so you beat me to the punch :)

                  Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                  Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                  • P PJ Arends

                    Yeah, forgot that bit. n0 = 1 no matter what the value of n. Thanks.


                    You may be right I may be crazy -- Billy Joel -- Within you lies the power for good - Use it!

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                    Sandeep Datta
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                    Even for 00?

                    The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec-sec - Marcus Dolengo

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                    • S Sandeep Datta

                      Even for 00?

                      The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec-sec - Marcus Dolengo

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                      cpkilekofp
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                      00 = 0 by definition

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        cpkilekofp
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                        yeah, but this is real mathematics.

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                        • D dighn

                          but the question is, if you divide a "beer molecule" in two, is it still bear?

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                          cpkilekofp
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                          LOL so APPLIED mathematics enters (if you'll pardon the expression) the equation :laugh:

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                          • B BoneSoft

                            Very true. Unless requirement state otherwise. ;)


                            Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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                            Stuart Dootson
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                            BoneSoft wrote:

                            Unless requirement state otherwise

                            Nah - even then, you use a zero based counter, but cosmetically offset by one where it's visible :-)

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

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                              Richard Jones
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                              I'd love to see that on youtube. :)

                              Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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