More Math: Geek Joke of the Day
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Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Very true. Unless requirement state otherwise. ;)
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A beer molecule cannot be divided; it can only be shared, but then only among close friends who will buy the next round. Being a fundamental unit of Creation, it is indestructable, along with Earth, Wind, and Fire. Water is derived from the class Beer. Beer is also one of the four basic food groups, the other three being Pizza, Chocolate, and Girl. Any questions?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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A beer molecule cannot be divided; it can only be shared, but then only among close friends who will buy the next round. Being a fundamental unit of Creation, it is indestructable, along with Earth, Wind, and Fire. Water is derived from the class Beer. Beer is also one of the four basic food groups, the other three being Pizza, Chocolate, and Girl. Any questions?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
and Girl
kid sister friendly translation - food for the senses right ? .. darn, anything I say here could get me into more trouble :-O .. must apply bleach to mind 'g'
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Roger Wright wrote:
and Girl
kid sister friendly translation - food for the senses right ? .. darn, anything I say here could get me into more trouble :-O .. must apply bleach to mind 'g'
Garth J Lancaster wrote:
food for the senses right ?
Of course. Warm, soft, friendly seafood. What could be more kidsafe?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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In what way does that differ from what I posted?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Nothing at all, I just didn't refresh before posting so you beat me to the punch :)
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Yeah, forgot that bit. n0 = 1 no matter what the value of n. Thanks.
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Even for 00?
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Even for 00?
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec-sec - Marcus Dolengo
00 = 0 by definition
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Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
yeah, but this is real mathematics.
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LOL so APPLIED mathematics enters (if you'll pardon the expression) the equation :laugh:
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Very true. Unless requirement state otherwise. ;)
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BoneSoft wrote:
Unless requirement state otherwise
Nah - even then, you use a zero based counter, but cosmetically offset by one where it's visible :-)
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If you like geeky, you'll love this one: Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at al
I'd love to see that on youtube. :)
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