UK, Canada and Australia need me to boost their economy [modified]
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Disclaimer: read it at your own risk... Here in Spain we have a problem, as it is easy to reach our coasts... Australia has some kind of advantage here: they are far and moreover their coasts are infested with sharks... And as far as I know, if someone can survive those two factors, then he/she will need to survive the spiders-that-eat-birds and the crocs and the kangaroos... Now I'm thinking: why on earth Australia has not been the first target?
Joan Murt wrote:
and the kangaroos...
ROTFL !!! What risk do you perceive the roos to be ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Joan Murt wrote:
and the kangaroos...
ROTFL !!! What risk do you perceive the roos to be ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Did you ever see one in a boxing match?
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What a joke!!! I didnt said that. The mail I just got says so. This is what is says:
Even though many major countries are experiencing an economic slowdown,
Canada, the UK and Australia are still looking for migrants to help build
the country and boost the economy.These countries need your skills and experience to strengthen their economy
and grow, so now may be the perfect time to consider making the move!Crap. I am sure they will be able to fool a lot of people.
C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding
modified on Sunday, December 21, 2008 11:10 AM
What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Did you ever see one in a boxing match?
Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!
If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Father Christmas wrote:
Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!
Thats what - wait for it --- roo bars are for :doh:.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Nino_1 wrote:
Starting in California
California would be a good start. But only a start. :~
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Don't tell them! :~
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Father Christmas wrote:
Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!
Thats what - wait for it --- roo bars are for :doh:.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Don't tell them! :~
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesTheres a reason Canada doesn't have such a big population you know... maybe, just *maybe* might have something to do with the sun not showing up here for, oh, 65-75% of the year. Or could be the whole f***ing dark at 4pm thing we have going on. F*** Canada and F*** winter! 25 god damned centimetres!!!!
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Theres a reason Canada doesn't have such a big population you know... maybe, just *maybe* might have something to do with the sun not showing up here for, oh, 65-75% of the year. Or could be the whole f***ing dark at 4pm thing we have going on. F*** Canada and F*** winter! 25 god damned centimetres!!!!
Don't tell them, eah! :-D
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What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
The mail says me mand my family will get "citizenship" of the country I go to to after 3 years. They will take care of our visa processing and will find job for me. Do you think it will be free? NO. Not at all. There was a guy who got fooled by some similar firm and lost almost all of his hard earned money. He lost his current job, didnt even got a visa. He was back to square one, financially, after about 7-8 years of work experience. I am not saying all are fraudulent. There are agencies around to help you get job abroad, but which one should be trusted is of huge importance.
C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding
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Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common.
May not be too common but a Big Red (2.1 metres) could easily kill someone with their hind legs. I wouldn't fuck aroud with the smaller variety either. Years ago before the Missus and I were married we went for a holiday around Batemans Bay, went to Pebbly Beach. Swarms of kangaroos used to people feeding them, the Missus is 1.5 meteres, I had trouble getting her out of there.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Joan Murt wrote:
and the kangaroos...
ROTFL !!! What risk do you perceive the roos to be ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
If it's 2 meters long (bigger than me), hairier than me and it wears a #4500 shoes, I perceive a risk here... ;)
