UK, Canada and Australia need me to boost their economy [modified]

Mycroft Holmes

Father Christmas wrote:

Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!

Thats what - wait for it --- roo bars are for :doh:.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Lost User

Christian Graus wrote:

Are they trying to get people to leave the US ?

Maybe not people - just a particular person?

If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

Lost User

I really don't think theyw ould be able to deal with the 7months of winter.

JimmyRopes

Don't tell them! :~

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Lost User

I thought roo bars were where roos went for a coldie before their missus rustled up some tucker.

If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

Lost User

Theres a reason Canada doesn't have such a big population you know... maybe, just *maybe* might have something to do with the sun not showing up here for, oh, 65-75% of the year. Or could be the whole f***ing dark at 4pm thing we have going on. F*** Canada and F*** winter! 25 god damned centimetres!!!!

JimmyRopes

Don't tell them, eah! :-D

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dan sh

The mail says me mand my family will get "citizenship" of the country I go to to after 3 years. They will take care of our visa processing and will find job for me. Do you think it will be free? NO. Not at all. There was a guy who got fooled by some similar firm and lost almost all of his hard earned money. He lost his current job, didnt even got a visa. He was back to square one, financially, after about 7-8 years of work experience. I am not saying all are fraudulent. There are agencies around to help you get job abroad, but which one should be trusted is of huge importance.

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Lost User

Christian Graus wrote:

A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common.

May not be too common but a Big Red (2.1 metres) could easily kill someone with their hind legs. I wouldn't fuck aroud with the smaller variety either. Years ago before the Missus and I were married we went for a holiday around Batemans Bay, went to Pebbly Beach. Swarms of kangaroos used to people feeding them, the Missus is 1.5 meteres, I had trouble getting her out of there.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Joan M

If it's 2 meters long (bigger than me), hairier than me and it wears a #4500 shoes, I perceive a risk here... ;)

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