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UK, Canada and Australia need me to boost their economy [modified]

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  • C Christian Graus

    Joan Murt wrote:

    and the kangaroos...

    ROTFL !!! What risk do you perceive the roos to be ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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    Did you ever see one in a boxing match?

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      What a joke!!! I didnt said that. The mail I just got says so. This is what is says:

      Even though many major countries are experiencing an economic slowdown,
      Canada, the UK and Australia are still looking for migrants to help build
      the country and boost the economy.

      These countries need your skills and experience to strengthen their economy
      and grow, so now may be the perfect time to consider making the move!

      Crap. I am sure they will be able to fool a lot of people.

      C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding

      modified on Sunday, December 21, 2008 11:10 AM

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      What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        Did you ever see one in a boxing match?

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        Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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          Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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          Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!

          If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!

            If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            Father Christmas wrote:

            Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!

            Thats what - wait for it --- roo bars are for :doh:.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            • C Christian Graus

              What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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              Christian Graus wrote:

              Are they trying to get people to leave the US ?

              Maybe not people - just a particular person?

              If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              • J JimmyRopes

                Nino_1 wrote:

                Starting in California

                California would be a good start. But only a start. :~

                Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                I really don't think theyw ould be able to deal with the 7months of winter.

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                  I really don't think theyw ould be able to deal with the 7months of winter.

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                  Don't tell them! :~

                  Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                  Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                  I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    Father Christmas wrote:

                    Hah! you should see the dents in the front of my Ute!

                    Thats what - wait for it --- roo bars are for :doh:.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    I thought roo bars were where roos went for a coldie before their missus rustled up some tucker.

                    If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    • J JimmyRopes

                      Don't tell them! :~

                      Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                      Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                      Theres a reason Canada doesn't have such a big population you know... maybe, just *maybe* might have something to do with the sun not showing up here for, oh, 65-75% of the year. Or could be the whole f***ing dark at 4pm thing we have going on. F*** Canada and F*** winter! 25 god damned centimetres!!!!

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                        Theres a reason Canada doesn't have such a big population you know... maybe, just *maybe* might have something to do with the sun not showing up here for, oh, 65-75% of the year. Or could be the whole f***ing dark at 4pm thing we have going on. F*** Canada and F*** winter! 25 god damned centimetres!!!!

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                        Don't tell them, eah! :-D

                        Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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                        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          What's the trick ? Are they trying to get people to leave the US ? How do they profit from telling you this ?

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                          The mail says me mand my family will get "citizenship" of the country I go to to after 3 years. They will take care of our visa processing and will find job for me. Do you think it will be free? NO. Not at all. There was a guy who got fooled by some similar firm and lost almost all of his hard earned money. He lost his current job, didnt even got a visa. He was back to square one, financially, after about 7-8 years of work experience. I am not saying all are fraudulent. There are agencies around to help you get job abroad, but which one should be trusted is of huge importance.

                          C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            Only in a cartoon. A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common. They just do that to stupid tourists who won't leave them alone.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            A roo can do damage with it's legs, but it's not like it's even remotely common.

                            May not be too common but a Big Red (2.1 metres) could easily kill someone with their hind legs. I wouldn't fuck aroud with the smaller variety either. Years ago before the Missus and I were married we went for a holiday around Batemans Bay, went to Pebbly Beach. Swarms of kangaroos used to people feeding them, the Missus is 1.5 meteres, I had trouble getting her out of there.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              Joan Murt wrote:

                              and the kangaroos...

                              ROTFL !!! What risk do you perceive the roos to be ?

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                              If it's 2 meters long (bigger than me), hairier than me and it wears a #4500 shoes, I perceive a risk here... ;)

                              [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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