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And the worst part is, he'll probably be well liked by the boss and you'll have to hear about all his great accomplishments while he's shining the bosses' knob.
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Dirk Higbee wrote:
you'll have to hear about all his great accomplishments while he's shining the bosses' knob
On his door?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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Dirk Higbee wrote:
you'll have to hear about all his great accomplishments while he's shining the bosses' knob
On his door?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
absolutely :-D
My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com
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Jim Crafton wrote:
fellow practitioner
you mean proctologist? :-D
My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com
clearly your mind's in a dirty place!
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Dirk Higbee wrote:
you'll have to hear about all his great accomplishments while he's shining the bosses' knob
On his door?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
unless you can think of a better place to hang it...
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Coding Guidelines are the first step towards project failure. I wish you luck.
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Wow - that's likely to be one heck of a meeting! Like others, I'm little surprised you didn't tell him where to put his private member variables! My suggestion is that, after writing your class you should also each write a justification of each style used - so in the meeting it's not just a case of "this is better because I like it better". So - if he likes to use automatic properties (or whatever they are called) and you don't, then each of you will have to justify your reasons - anyone sitting on the fence can then vote after hearing the logic. Sometimes it's pretty difficult for developers to explain why they like a particular style - which can lead you to realise it's just because that's how they've always done it. Just make sure nobody falls for the 'well, it's in the new version so it must be better" - i they do, just mumble WWF or WPF.
If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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Coding Guidelines are the first step towards project failure. I wish you luck.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Coding Guidelines are the first step towards project failure.
Python enforces coding guidelines as part of the language. Are you saying it's a failure :D
Todd Smith
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Coding Guidelines are the first step towards project failure.
Python enforces coding guidelines as part of the language. Are you saying it's a failure :D
Todd Smith
Or have any experience with. However, I have never seen a business application succeed after talk began about the importance of Coding Guidelines.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I'd much rather work somewhere that has a strong coding standard that I dislike than have a free for all. Nothing shits me more than projects where every bloody file is formatted differently. The other thing that shits me to tears is when someone makes a small change to code I wrote and re formats the whole file. When you use a diff to review the change you have to wade through pages of pointless modifications to find the actual change.
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on).
With automatic properties that's somewhat true. The private member is created for you. So coding guidelines should be updated to incorporate that feature. If he means there's no longer any use for private member variables then of course he's mistaken and should be thrown out with the rest of the garbage :D
Todd Smith
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Uhm, what happened to you? Did you just finish a chick flick movie marathon? Feeling weepy and inclusive? The real John Simmons would have told him to shut his pie hole, stop breathing, and sit his ass back on down, thank you very much, oh and while you're at it, get me a fresh cup of coffee newbie! "Compare notes in a meeting", c'mon, get real!
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Jim Crafton wrote:
oh and while you're at it, get me a fresh cup of coffee newbie
Oh, and while you're at it, get me a fresh cup of coffee, bitch. (fixed your typo)
Software Zen:
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(clap, clap, clap) - very good Pete, much, much better than mine, plus the reference to gonads again is a nice way to close out the year!
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I'd much rather work somewhere that has a strong coding standard that I dislike than have a free for all. Nothing shits me more than projects where every bloody file is formatted differently. The other thing that shits me to tears is when someone makes a small change to code I wrote and re formats the whole file. When you use a diff to review the change you have to wade through pages of pointless modifications to find the actual change.
My boss has done that a couple of times to me. He's infected by a mild case of Hungarian notation, and has been known to rename stuff that I've added to shared code because I hate it.
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Might I suggest mercury fulminate paint on the half the keys of his keyboard?
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For the less excitable among us: mercury fulminate[^].
Software Zen:
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I know I benefitted from having a coding standards document handed to me when I began on one of my early jobs. (My current style may not show it, but that's because I've been out of a team environment for a while now.) Every organization should have one... though some get too detailed. The "senior" developers should have already had a session where you agreed on the standard.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
oh and while you're at it, get me a fresh cup of coffee newbie
Oh, and while you're at it, get me a fresh cup of coffee, bitch. (fixed your typo)
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^]Thanks for that, sometimes I'm too much of a softie.
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For the less excitable among us: mercury fulminate[^].
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^]TriNitroIodide is also a little unstable.
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Hey... I thought I recognized this... Isnt this the plot to every WWII movie, ever? The new guy comes into the platoon and everyone gives him a hard time cause hes fresh out of the academy... And the next thing you know its the end of the movie and he's ramboo-in it up, and his pecs have gotten bigger somehow... Meanwhile the chick you brought is crying cause "The hot one died.":'( <---Tear
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New guy started today, and he's very - ummm - "excited" about coding guidelines. Seems he also doesn't like private member variables since they're "not necessary" in the latest version of C# (and a number of other ideas I don't agree with him on). I suggested that all of the programmers (there are four of us right now) take a small class, and change it to their own style of coding, and then we compare notes in a meeting, taking the best of the lot (in other words, the things we agree on) and establishing a coding style guidelines document.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001The younger generation do seem somewhat fixated on style over substance, or box ticking. Software development should be more autocratic that democratic, but in difficult times I can see your dilemma. Instead of debating 'whose style is best' it will probably be better to fall back on pre-existing standards and best practices that everyone could perceive as 'neeutral'. Quick solution: 1. Suggest that for naming conventions and coding style you use Microsoft's recommendations unless there is a clear consensus on ignoring a certain recommendation; use FxCop (built in for VS2008) to enforce. 2. Choose a neutral 'best practice' source for going beyond mere conventions. Bill Wagner's brilliant books 'Effective C#' and 'More Effective C#' should be compulsory reading and between them offer 100 properly argued reasons why you should favour certain practices over others. I know a number of FTSE organizations where the developers stick a photocopy of the Effective C# content page where they can see it for constant reinforcement. I'll pick one at random; Item 25: Use Exceptions to Report Method Contract Failures - Any method that cannot perform its stated actions should report that failure by throwing an exception (rather than by using hand-rolled return codes). and so on. *** By recommending neutral standards you take all the personal feeling out of the choice and this will make the developer buy-in far more likely.
"If you reward everyone, there will not be enough to go around, so you offer a reward to one in order to encourage everyone." Mei Yaochen in the 'Doing Battle' section of Sun Tzu's: Art of War. .