More pointless research
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I will use the Helen Scale. Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.
Jim Crafton wrote:
correlate breast size to the babeitude rating
I will require some hands on experience and may take on an apprentice. Anyone want a job?
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I will use the Helen Scale. Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.
Jim Crafton wrote:
correlate breast size to the babeitude rating
I will require some hands on experience and may take on an apprentice. Anyone want a job?
------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke
Dalek Dave wrote:
Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.
My only problem with that is that we don't know what Helen looked like. So what are comparing this too? I propose taking a short poll to determine a modern day Helen, and I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci. Sure, I'll volunteer.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.
My only problem with that is that we don't know what Helen looked like. So what are comparing this too? I propose taking a short poll to determine a modern day Helen, and I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci. Sure, I'll volunteer.
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Kylie Kelly Brook Jeri Ryan Denise Richards
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Kylie Kelly Brook Jeri Ryan Denise Richards
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In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
They look like a bad cross between yoda and gremlins; wtf is cute about a parasite that screams, vomits and defecates in equal measure. Only someone with a pronounced mothering instinct could possibly find such a thing in the least bit cute.
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Kylie Kelly Brook Jeri Ryan Denise Richards
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I'm thinking Felicity Kendal back in the days of the good life
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They look like a bad cross between yoda and gremlins; wtf is cute about a parasite that screams, vomits and defecates in equal measure. Only someone with a pronounced mothering instinct could possibly find such a thing in the least bit cute.
I assume you don't have kids? The best feeling in the world is putting your newborn child on your chest and watching them sleep. As the song says: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. P.S. - As punishment for not liking babies, I hope this song stays in your head for a while. ;P
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In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
Maybe their next project should be an to attempt to disprove that beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.
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Maybe their next project should be an to attempt to disprove that beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.
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In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
No research is ever pointless as long as it's done by accepted scientific methods and published somewhere for everyone to benefit. There is a prevailing feeling out there these days that research has to be FOR some purpose or DO something but the great majority of the really beneficial things we take for granted didn't come from trying to make that thing, they came from pure research that led to discoveries that led to more that ultimately resulted in the thing we've come to know and enjoy and can't live without.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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I assume you don't have kids? The best feeling in the world is putting your newborn child on your chest and watching them sleep. As the song says: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. P.S. - As punishment for not liking babies, I hope this song stays in your head for a while. ;P
Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
I assume you don't have kids?
I can't see where you'd have got such an idea from ;-) The thought of even holding a baby makes me cringe. I guess I have too much on my plate managing my own chaotic lifestyle let alone having the added resposibility of a helpless child.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.
My only problem with that is that we don't know what Helen looked like. So what are comparing this too? I propose taking a short poll to determine a modern day Helen, and I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci. Sure, I'll volunteer.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci
What, no Eva Green? Philistine. :suss:
Cheers, Vıkram.
I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends. - Josh Gray.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci
What, no Eva Green? Philistine. :suss:
Cheers, Vıkram.
I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends. - Josh Gray.
I like your taste. Eva Green :cool:
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I like your taste. Eva Green :cool:
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High Five! :-D
Cheers, Vıkram.
I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends. - Josh Gray.
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High Five! :-D
Cheers, Vıkram.
I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends. - Josh Gray.
:cool: Now if you eat pepper as much as I do...
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Eva La Rue
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delete this;Is that Danny La Rue's brother?
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Surely it is correlated to hand size?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
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Is that Danny La Rue's brother?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
Software Zen:
delete this;