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  • B Boro_Bob

    In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.

    Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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    Russell Jones
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    They look like a bad cross between yoda and gremlins; wtf is cute about a parasite that screams, vomits and defecates in equal measure. Only someone with a pronounced mothering instinct could possibly find such a thing in the least bit cute.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Kylie Kelly Brook Jeri Ryan Denise Richards

      ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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      Russell Jones
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      I'm thinking Felicity Kendal back in the days of the good life

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        They look like a bad cross between yoda and gremlins; wtf is cute about a parasite that screams, vomits and defecates in equal measure. Only someone with a pronounced mothering instinct could possibly find such a thing in the least bit cute.

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        I assume you don't have kids? The best feeling in the world is putting your newborn child on your chest and watching them sleep. As the song says: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. P.S. - As punishment for not liking babies, I hope this song stays in your head for a while. ;P


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        • B Boro_Bob

          In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.

          Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Maybe their next project should be an to attempt to disprove that beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            Maybe their next project should be an to attempt to disprove that beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

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            Joe Simes
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            Mark Wallace wrote:

            beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

            Isn't that: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

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            • B Boro_Bob

              In these times of hardship and rising unemployment, its heartening to see that there is always money to burn on research that reaches obvious conclusions. Scientists tell us that women are better at spotting a cute baby than men. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7842007.stm[^] Next they plan to research if women are more naturally more adept at having babies than men.

              Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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              Member 96
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              No research is ever pointless as long as it's done by accepted scientific methods and published somewhere for everyone to benefit. There is a prevailing feeling out there these days that research has to be FOR some purpose or DO something but the great majority of the really beneficial things we take for granted didn't come from trying to make that thing, they came from pure research that led to discoveries that led to more that ultimately resulted in the thing we've come to know and enjoy and can't live without.


              "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                I assume you don't have kids? The best feeling in the world is putting your newborn child on your chest and watching them sleep. As the song says: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. P.S. - As punishment for not liking babies, I hope this song stays in your head for a while. ;P


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                Russell Jones
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                Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                I assume you don't have kids?

                I can't see where you'd have got such an idea from ;-) The thought of even holding a baby makes me cringe. I guess I have too much on my plate managing my own chaotic lifestyle let alone having the added resposibility of a helpless child.

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                • J Jim Crafton

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                  Assuming Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, then a face that would launch one would be a milihelen.

                  My only problem with that is that we don't know what Helen looked like. So what are comparing this too? I propose taking a short poll to determine a modern day Helen, and I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci. Sure, I'll volunteer.

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                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci

                  What, no Eva Green? Philistine. :suss:

                  Cheers, Vıkram.


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                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    I nominate Salma Hayak, Halle Berry and Monica Bellucci

                    What, no Eva Green? Philistine. :suss:

                    Cheers, Vıkram.


                    I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends.   - Josh Gray.

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                    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                    I like your taste. Eva Green :cool:

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                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                      I'll add to that in no particular order: Michelle Pfeiffer Ashley Judd Sharon Stone Famke Jensen Rebecca Rominyjn Gwyneth Paltrow Jessica Alba Keira Knightly


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                      Eva La Rue

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                        I like your taste. Eva Green :cool:

                        Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        High Five! :-D

                        Cheers, Vıkram.


                        I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends.   - Josh Gray.

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                        • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                          High Five! :-D

                          Cheers, Vıkram.


                          I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends.   - Josh Gray.

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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                          :cool: Now if you eat pepper as much as I do...

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                          • G Gary Wheeler

                            Eva La Rue

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Is that Danny La Rue's brother?

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                            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                              That's easy, it follows a normal distribution. Too small or too large has limited appeal. It has to be just right. However, taste and texture do come into play, and there are other correlating factors, such as symmetry and accessibility.


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                              Surely it is correlated to hand size?

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

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                                Is that Danny La Rue's brother?

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

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                                Not hardly![^]

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                                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                  You need a muse, not an apprentice.


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                                  Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                  You need a muse, not an apprentice.

                                  So you are saying that he must be amusing before he can be ababe-ing?

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    Is that Danny La Rue's brother?

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

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                                    Henry Minute wrote:

                                    Is that Danny La Rue's brother?

                                    no, Lash's.

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                                    • J Joe Simes

                                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                                      beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.

                                      Isn't that: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

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                                      Joe Simes wrote:

                                      beauty (ergo cuteness) is in the eye of the beholder.Isn't that: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

                                      Only if you've got a glass eye.

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                                      • M Member 96

                                        No research is ever pointless as long as it's done by accepted scientific methods and published somewhere for everyone to benefit. There is a prevailing feeling out there these days that research has to be FOR some purpose or DO something but the great majority of the really beneficial things we take for granted didn't come from trying to make that thing, they came from pure research that led to discoveries that led to more that ultimately resulted in the thing we've come to know and enjoy and can't live without.


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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        John C wrote:

                                        the great majority of the really beneficial things we take for granted didn't come from trying to make that thing, they came from pure research that led to discoveries that led to more that ultimately resulted in the thing we've come to know and enjoy and can't live without.

                                        Whoa, Mama! I'm all for blue-sky research, but this travesty is particularly pointless, because its measurements are based on what, exactly? "Cuteness" is a matter of opinion, and therefore cannot be quantified in any way that is useful empirically. All there is to learn from this "research" is that the "scientists" involved are idiots, because all they proved (if anything) is that some women agree with their idea of cuteness more than some men do. They're a stain on Scotland's proud scientific heritage.

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                                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                          :cool: Now if you eat pepper as much as I do...

                                          Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                          By pepper, do you mean black pepper/peppercorns[^]? Or Capsicums[^]? Or Chillies[^]? I can't eat enough of any of them [drool] I eat a lot of the first variety with Pongal for breakfast. The second is one of my favourite vegetables, although the capsicums we get in India are anything but hot. The last I use extensively in cooking and salads. I have a bottle of pickled green chillies in the fridge, and DAMMIT MUSTAFA, THANKS TO YOU I AM NOW TEMPTED TO RAID THE FRIDGE AT 12:15 AM! :-D And I have a memory leak waiting for me at work tomorrow :((

                                          Cheers, Vıkram.


                                          I've never ever worked anywhere where there has not been someone who given the choice I would not work with again. It's a job, you do your work, put up with the people you don't like, accept there are probably people there that don't like you a lot, and look forward to the weekends.   - Josh Gray.

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