I love these emails
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
"Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get entitled to a degree in Quantum mechanics make more money for nothing."
There fixed that. And yes, it seems people are that stupid.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
yes, it seems people are that stupid
Judging by the forums, yup. Perhaps that's where all these "qualified" numbnuts go to hang out with the cool kids.
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I've just been spammed with a variant of one of my favourites: "Tired of Hearing: : What's Your Degree in? : Where did you go to school? : No Degree, No Job! : You don't Qualify for it! : With a degree we could offer you a higher salary & etc ... Now you can finally have the Degree You deserve based on your "Life Experience" No Examination, No Books, No Study Prestigious Non-accreedited Degrees "No one is Turned Down" Our degrees are available for all Country residents (US, Europe, Asia, MiddleEast, Africa all are welcome) : Read Here for More info We also provide degree verification & official Trancripts in writing when requested by employers and others authorized by you. This official College and University transcripts meet the highest academic standards printed on premium diploma paper, bearing the Official gold raised SEAL of the awarding University or College : Our credit For Work Experience and Accreditation process. Fast-track Diploma/Degree program will evaluate & quantify Your past eduation and work experience for any diploma or degree of Your choice. Thus, You do not have to repeat or take basic courses in areas that you have already been mastered. Credit For Work experience allows students to upgrade their qualifications that relate to advancing their professional career without going back to school : Your Confidentiality Assured The more degrees you have the better Your chances and prospects in life. That is the way Life is. It is a competitive world. Don't Delay to contact us today Give us a call at: 1-718-9895-740 (Inside U.S.A) +1-718-9895-740 [Outside U.S.A] Please leave your "Name, Country & Phone/Mobile No. with Country Code" We will get Back to you in next 1 - 3 working days" I guess this is a degree from the university of life. Seriously though, how many people get caught out by this one? Are people really so stupid as to think "Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get a degree in Quantum mechanics."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I was qoing to study quantum mechanics but kept losing the tiny spanners (wrenches). ;P
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"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I've just been spammed with a variant of one of my favourites: "Tired of Hearing: : What's Your Degree in? : Where did you go to school? : No Degree, No Job! : You don't Qualify for it! : With a degree we could offer you a higher salary & etc ... Now you can finally have the Degree You deserve based on your "Life Experience" No Examination, No Books, No Study Prestigious Non-accreedited Degrees "No one is Turned Down" Our degrees are available for all Country residents (US, Europe, Asia, MiddleEast, Africa all are welcome) : Read Here for More info We also provide degree verification & official Trancripts in writing when requested by employers and others authorized by you. This official College and University transcripts meet the highest academic standards printed on premium diploma paper, bearing the Official gold raised SEAL of the awarding University or College : Our credit For Work Experience and Accreditation process. Fast-track Diploma/Degree program will evaluate & quantify Your past eduation and work experience for any diploma or degree of Your choice. Thus, You do not have to repeat or take basic courses in areas that you have already been mastered. Credit For Work experience allows students to upgrade their qualifications that relate to advancing their professional career without going back to school : Your Confidentiality Assured The more degrees you have the better Your chances and prospects in life. That is the way Life is. It is a competitive world. Don't Delay to contact us today Give us a call at: 1-718-9895-740 (Inside U.S.A) +1-718-9895-740 [Outside U.S.A] Please leave your "Name, Country & Phone/Mobile No. with Country Code" We will get Back to you in next 1 - 3 working days" I guess this is a degree from the university of life. Seriously though, how many people get caught out by this one? Are people really so stupid as to think "Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get a degree in Quantum mechanics."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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The phone number might be a collect call number so that the spammer can make money.
TOMZ_KV
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I was qoing to study quantum mechanics but kept losing the tiny spanners (wrenches). ;P
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How can you tell that the spammers are tiny?
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I've just been spammed with a variant of one of my favourites: "Tired of Hearing: : What's Your Degree in? : Where did you go to school? : No Degree, No Job! : You don't Qualify for it! : With a degree we could offer you a higher salary & etc ... Now you can finally have the Degree You deserve based on your "Life Experience" No Examination, No Books, No Study Prestigious Non-accreedited Degrees "No one is Turned Down" Our degrees are available for all Country residents (US, Europe, Asia, MiddleEast, Africa all are welcome) : Read Here for More info We also provide degree verification & official Trancripts in writing when requested by employers and others authorized by you. This official College and University transcripts meet the highest academic standards printed on premium diploma paper, bearing the Official gold raised SEAL of the awarding University or College : Our credit For Work Experience and Accreditation process. Fast-track Diploma/Degree program will evaluate & quantify Your past eduation and work experience for any diploma or degree of Your choice. Thus, You do not have to repeat or take basic courses in areas that you have already been mastered. Credit For Work experience allows students to upgrade their qualifications that relate to advancing their professional career without going back to school : Your Confidentiality Assured The more degrees you have the better Your chances and prospects in life. That is the way Life is. It is a competitive world. Don't Delay to contact us today Give us a call at: 1-718-9895-740 (Inside U.S.A) +1-718-9895-740 [Outside U.S.A] Please leave your "Name, Country & Phone/Mobile No. with Country Code" We will get Back to you in next 1 - 3 working days" I guess this is a degree from the university of life. Seriously though, how many people get caught out by this one? Are people really so stupid as to think "Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get a degree in Quantum mechanics."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I've just been spammed with a variant of one of my favourites: "Tired of Hearing: : What's Your Degree in? : Where did you go to school? : No Degree, No Job! : You don't Qualify for it! : With a degree we could offer you a higher salary & etc ... Now you can finally have the Degree You deserve based on your "Life Experience" No Examination, No Books, No Study Prestigious Non-accreedited Degrees "No one is Turned Down" Our degrees are available for all Country residents (US, Europe, Asia, MiddleEast, Africa all are welcome) : Read Here for More info We also provide degree verification & official Trancripts in writing when requested by employers and others authorized by you. This official College and University transcripts meet the highest academic standards printed on premium diploma paper, bearing the Official gold raised SEAL of the awarding University or College : Our credit For Work Experience and Accreditation process. Fast-track Diploma/Degree program will evaluate & quantify Your past eduation and work experience for any diploma or degree of Your choice. Thus, You do not have to repeat or take basic courses in areas that you have already been mastered. Credit For Work experience allows students to upgrade their qualifications that relate to advancing their professional career without going back to school : Your Confidentiality Assured The more degrees you have the better Your chances and prospects in life. That is the way Life is. It is a competitive world. Don't Delay to contact us today Give us a call at: 1-718-9895-740 (Inside U.S.A) +1-718-9895-740 [Outside U.S.A] Please leave your "Name, Country & Phone/Mobile No. with Country Code" We will get Back to you in next 1 - 3 working days" I guess this is a degree from the university of life. Seriously though, how many people get caught out by this one? Are people really so stupid as to think "Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get a degree in Quantum mechanics."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Yeah, what do the poor saps expect will happen at a job interview? Interviewer: So, judging from the documents you sent us, you have a degree in... uh, what is it? Sap: Uh... well, it's a "life experience" degree. It represents the skills I've picked up in my life. Interviewer: *nodding and smiling politely* And you received this... Sap: About two weeks ago. Interviewer: Right, right... And how long was the course? Sap: Umm... no, I mean, there were no classes. And no exam either. I guess I'll go now...
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I've just been spammed with a variant of one of my favourites: "Tired of Hearing: : What's Your Degree in? : Where did you go to school? : No Degree, No Job! : You don't Qualify for it! : With a degree we could offer you a higher salary & etc ... Now you can finally have the Degree You deserve based on your "Life Experience" No Examination, No Books, No Study Prestigious Non-accreedited Degrees "No one is Turned Down" Our degrees are available for all Country residents (US, Europe, Asia, MiddleEast, Africa all are welcome) : Read Here for More info We also provide degree verification & official Trancripts in writing when requested by employers and others authorized by you. This official College and University transcripts meet the highest academic standards printed on premium diploma paper, bearing the Official gold raised SEAL of the awarding University or College : Our credit For Work Experience and Accreditation process. Fast-track Diploma/Degree program will evaluate & quantify Your past eduation and work experience for any diploma or degree of Your choice. Thus, You do not have to repeat or take basic courses in areas that you have already been mastered. Credit For Work experience allows students to upgrade their qualifications that relate to advancing their professional career without going back to school : Your Confidentiality Assured The more degrees you have the better Your chances and prospects in life. That is the way Life is. It is a competitive world. Don't Delay to contact us today Give us a call at: 1-718-9895-740 (Inside U.S.A) +1-718-9895-740 [Outside U.S.A] Please leave your "Name, Country & Phone/Mobile No. with Country Code" We will get Back to you in next 1 - 3 working days" I guess this is a degree from the university of life. Seriously though, how many people get caught out by this one? Are people really so stupid as to think "Doh. I know - I've got no experience and no education, so I'll obviously be able to get a degree in Quantum mechanics."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
I went to an accredited school and earned an: OPERATED ACCOUNTING DIPLOMA I did get work as a bookkeeper. I began as 17th bookkeeper and after 3 months was promoted to 3rd; and all the other bookkeepers had Accounting Degrees! All work ethic, I assure you. I'm certainly not clever. Then they 'college' lost their creditation. It didn't effect that job. But it's worthless now. Now I write. Posts mosly. ;P