Epic Embarassment

VonHagNDaz

I have a close tie. The local "porn shop" in my hometown pastes on their marque, [name] was caught shoplifting [product], [date] when someone attempts to steal something. It stays up until the next incident. Now THAT is embarrassment. Also, the shop is close to the main drag, so the entire community will see it if it's up more than a week or so.

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KaRl

Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

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hairy_hats

Ka?l wrote:

Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

Especially artificial ones.

Oakman

Ka?l wrote:

Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

That's not what happened.

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KaRl

Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

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Oakman

Ka?l wrote:

Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

Truly, you need to look at the photos again.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

KaRl

Yes you're right, on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient - how stupid is that guy.

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Oakman

Ka?l wrote:

on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient

nope.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

KaRl

Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

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Dan Neely

heh. One of the beer distributors where I went to college had a wall of shame covered with fake IDs they'd confiscated over the years.

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Nish Nishant

Ka?l wrote:

Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

At least in the US, it's a federal crime.

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Oakman

What Karl never figured out was that the package had been delivered to the next door neighbor by the postal "service." They'd opened it without checking the address and when they realised what had happened, he wrote a note explaining why it was opened and took it out and leaned it against the correct mailbox. When the mother went out, she picked the package up and since it was already open, saw what was inside.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

BoneSoft

Turn it around and it is something else. X|

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Brady Kelly

Oakman wrote:

What Karl never figured out was

Leading to an soaking deluge of 1 votes? I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office. :((

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Oakman

Brady Kelly wrote:

I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office

Thanks for sharing. ;) There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there. :confused:

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

Tim Craig

Oakman wrote:

There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there.

Better be careful or next thing you know I'll be seeing Message Removed on your posts before I get a chance to read them. :suss:

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Oakman

Trouble is that half my posts piss off the conservatives, the other half piss off the liberals, and the third half pisses them both off. :laugh:

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

RC_Sebastien_C

and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers! :)

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Stan Shannon

HollyHooo wrote:

and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers!

free thinkers of the world unite!!!! :laugh:

Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

RC_Sebastien_C

I missed you too Stan

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