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  • K KaRl

    Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

    Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall? Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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    hairy_hats
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    Ka?l wrote:

    Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

    Especially artificial ones.

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    • K KaRl

      Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

      Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall? Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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      Oakman
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      Ka?l wrote:

      Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

      That's not what happened.

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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        Ka?l wrote:

        Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

        That's not what happened.

        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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        KaRl
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        Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

        When the pitcher falls upon the stone, woe unto the pitcher, when the stone falls upon the pitcher, woe unto the pitcher : whatever befalls, woe unto the pitcher

        Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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        • K KaRl

          Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

          When the pitcher falls upon the stone, woe unto the pitcher, when the stone falls upon the pitcher, woe unto the pitcher : whatever befalls, woe unto the pitcher

          Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          Oakman
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          Ka?l wrote:

          Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

          Truly, you need to look at the photos again.

          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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          • O Oakman

            Ka?l wrote:

            Oh yeah, the guy probably asked the sexshop to put his mother's name on the package.

            Truly, you need to look at the photos again.

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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            KaRl
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            Yes you're right, on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient - how stupid is that guy.

            When the pitcher falls upon the stone, woe unto the pitcher, when the stone falls upon the pitcher, woe unto the pitcher : whatever befalls, woe unto the pitcher

            Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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            • K KaRl

              Yes you're right, on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient - how stupid is that guy.

              When the pitcher falls upon the stone, woe unto the pitcher, when the stone falls upon the pitcher, woe unto the pitcher : whatever befalls, woe unto the pitcher

              Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              Oakman
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              Ka?l wrote:

              on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient

              nope.

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                Ka?l wrote:

                on the mail there is the name of the mother, she was the recipient

                nope.

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                KaRl
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                Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

                Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Syndicalism is the opposite. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                • V VonHagNDaz

                  I have a close tie. The local "porn shop" in my hometown pastes on their marque, [name] was caught shoplifting [product], [date] when someone attempts to steal something. It stays up until the next incident. Now THAT is embarrassment. Also, the shop is close to the main drag, so the entire community will see it if it's up more than a week or so.

                  [Insert Witty Sig Here]

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                  Dan Neely
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                  heh. One of the beer distributors where I went to college had a wall of shame covered with fake IDs they'd confiscated over the years.

                  Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                  • K KaRl

                    Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

                    Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Syndicalism is the opposite. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    Ka?l wrote:

                    Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

                    At least in the US, it's a federal crime.

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                      Ka?l wrote:

                      Then Mom should learn not to open boxes which are not for her.

                      At least in the US, it's a federal crime.

                      Regards, Nish


                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                      My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                      Oakman
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                      What Karl never figured out was that the package had been delivered to the next door neighbor by the postal "service." They'd opened it without checking the address and when they realised what had happened, he wrote a note explaining why it was opened and took it out and leaned it against the correct mailbox. When the mother went out, she picked the package up and since it was already open, saw what was inside.

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                      • J jeron1

                        Gee ma, it's not for me, it's for my 'friend' I swear!! :laugh: Mom should be happy it wasn't something *else*.

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                        BoneSoft
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                        Turn it around and it is something else. X|


                        Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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                        • O Oakman

                          What Karl never figured out was that the package had been delivered to the next door neighbor by the postal "service." They'd opened it without checking the address and when they realised what had happened, he wrote a note explaining why it was opened and took it out and leaned it against the correct mailbox. When the mother went out, she picked the package up and since it was already open, saw what was inside.

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          Oakman wrote:

                          What Karl never figured out was

                          Leading to an soaking deluge of 1 votes? I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office. :((

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                            Oakman wrote:

                            What Karl never figured out was

                            Leading to an soaking deluge of 1 votes? I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office. :((

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                            Brady Kelly wrote:

                            I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office

                            Thanks for sharing. ;) There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there. :confused:

                            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                              Brady Kelly wrote:

                              I am wet - my closes are drying, but the ride to and home from work was soaking. I thought I'd found a dry gap, but a soon as I was on the freeway, it was RAINING. I had to stop and buy a dry pair of jeans on the way to the office

                              Thanks for sharing. ;) There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there. :confused:

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                              Oakman wrote:

                              There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there.

                              Better be careful or next thing you know I'll be seeing Message Removed on your posts before I get a chance to read them. :suss:

                              "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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                                Oakman wrote:

                                There did seem to be a deluge of 1's suddenly falling, didn't there.

                                Better be careful or next thing you know I'll be seeing Message Removed on your posts before I get a chance to read them. :suss:

                                "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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                                Oakman
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                                Trouble is that half my posts piss off the conservatives, the other half piss off the liberals, and the third half pisses them both off. :laugh:

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  Trouble is that half my posts piss off the conservatives, the other half piss off the liberals, and the third half pisses them both off. :laugh:

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  RC_Sebastien_C
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                                  and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers! :)

                                  "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                    and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers! :)

                                    "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                    Stan Shannon
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                                    HollyHooo wrote:

                                    and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers!

                                    free thinkers of the world unite!!!! :laugh:

                                    Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                      HollyHooo wrote:

                                      and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers!

                                      free thinkers of the world unite!!!! :laugh:

                                      Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                      RC_Sebastien_C
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                                      I missed you too Stan

                                      "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                      • S Stan Shannon

                                        HollyHooo wrote:

                                        and (some of) the fourth gives you fives from free thinkers!

                                        free thinkers of the world unite!!!! :laugh:

                                        Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                        _Damian S_
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                                        Dyslexics of the world untie!

                                        -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                                          Dyslexics of the world untie!

                                          -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                                          originSH
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                                          A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

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