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  • B Baconbutty

    Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!

    My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    Maybe they should just compete naked. Then it is completely fair. No skull caps, no suits, no googles, no assistance of any kind.

    Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
    If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
    Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.

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      Maybe they should just compete naked. Then it is completely fair. No skull caps, no suits, no googles, no assistance of any kind.

      Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
      If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
      Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Yes, just like in the original Olympics.

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      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

        Maybe they should just compete naked. Then it is completely fair. No skull caps, no suits, no googles, no assistance of any kind.

        Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
        If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
        Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.

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        Marc Clifton
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        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

        Maybe they should just compete naked.

        But then women would have an unfair advantage, seeing as their would be, erm, less drag. Marc

        Available for consulting and full time employment. Contact me. Interacx

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        • B Baconbutty

          Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!

          My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.

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            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

            Maybe they should just compete naked.

            But then women would have an unfair advantage, seeing as their would be, erm, less drag. Marc

            Available for consulting and full time employment. Contact me. Interacx

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            Dalek Dave
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            Surely there would be more drag because of This[^].

            ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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            • P PIEBALDconsult

              Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.

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              Baconbutty
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              LOL Maybe we should go the whole hog and have bathing machines where the blocks are. The swimmers have to run inside, get changed into knitted knee length bathing costumes, wear handlebar moustaches and straw boaters and then wade into the water before swimming away. The race could be filmed in sepia and shown in moving picture houses with captions and a piano player stage right. Hasn't Dunc heard of progress?

              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Surely there would be more drag because of This[^].

                ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                Baconbutty
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                Rearrange to give me a heart attack. Davies. Naked. Sharron.

                My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                • B Baconbutty

                  Rearrange to give me a heart attack. Davies. Naked. Sharron.

                  My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Shaven, Adores a drink?

                  ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                  • B Baconbutty

                    OMG.............thud!

                    My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Code Blue!

                    ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Shaven, Adores a drink?

                      ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                      Baconbutty
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                      OMG.............thud!

                      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Shaven, Adores a drink?

                        ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        David! Go to your room! I'm failing to keep a straight face. Someone might realise I'm not working.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          David! Go to your room! I'm failing to keep a straight face. Someone might realise I'm not working.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!

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                            Code Blue!

                            ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Give this man a Cold Shower Stat!

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                              Give this man a Cold Shower Stat!

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              And 70cc's of Army Tea

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!

                                ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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                                Baconbutty
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                                ...and I thank you from the bottom of my misfiring heart :)

                                My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!

                                  ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Saying:

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  I saw Shaven straight away

                                  Is bad enough, but:

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  had to work with what was left!

                                  That is it! No television for you! And while your at it, clear up your room! It's a disgrace!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                                    Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.

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                                    Henry Minute
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                                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                    They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s

                                    Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                      They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s

                                      Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      Henry Minute wrote:

                                      when I was about 8 or 9.

                                      As I said, the 1800s. :-D

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                                      • B Baconbutty

                                        Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!

                                        My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                                        JimmyRopes
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                                        Article:

                                        "The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.

                                        I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D

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                                          Article:

                                          "The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.

                                          I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D

                                          Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                          Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                                          I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          Indeed. Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams I don't see the point. (Well, OK, winter sports athletes can dress appropriately.)

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