Silly Duncan
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Maybe they should just compete naked.
But then women would have an unfair advantage, seeing as their would be, erm, less drag. Marc
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Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.
LOL Maybe we should go the whole hog and have bathing machines where the blocks are. The swimmers have to run inside, get changed into knitted knee length bathing costumes, wear handlebar moustaches and straw boaters and then wade into the water before swimming away. The race could be filmed in sepia and shown in moving picture houses with captions and a piano player stage right. Hasn't Dunc heard of progress?
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Rearrange to give me a heart attack. Davies. Naked. Sharron.
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
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Rearrange to give me a heart attack. Davies. Naked. Sharron.
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
Shaven, Adores a drink?
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Shaven, Adores a drink?
------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson
OMG.............thud!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
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OMG.............thud!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
Code Blue!
------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson
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Shaven, Adores a drink?
------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson
David! Go to your room! I'm failing to keep a straight face. Someone might realise I'm not working.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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David! Go to your room! I'm failing to keep a straight face. Someone might realise I'm not working.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!
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Code Blue!
------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson
Give this man a Cold Shower Stat!
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Give this man a Cold Shower Stat!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
And 70cc's of Army Tea
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He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!
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...and I thank you from the bottom of my misfiring heart :)
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He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!
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Saying:
Dalek Dave wrote:
I saw Shaven straight away
Is bad enough, but:
Dalek Dave wrote:
had to work with what was left!
That is it! No television for you! And while your at it, clear up your room! It's a disgrace!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s
Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s
Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O
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Henry Minute wrote:
when I was about 8 or 9.
As I said, the 1800s. :-D
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Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!
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"The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.
I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D
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Article:
"The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.
I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D
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I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesIndeed. Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams I don't see the point. (Well, OK, winter sports athletes can dress appropriately.)
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Henry Minute wrote:
when I was about 8 or 9.
As I said, the 1800s. :-D
Don't be silly. It's only 17:20 now!
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Indeed. Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams I don't see the point. (Well, OK, winter sports athletes can dress appropriately.)
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams
I suspect that there will not be a need to take measurements of the female competitors. One glance and their vital statistics will be instantly imprinted in my mind. I never forget a, err…, let’s just say I will remember them. :~
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Maybe they should just compete naked. Then it is completely fair. No skull caps, no suits, no googles, no assistance of any kind.
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Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
I agree with him entirely the playing field should be level. I have no problem with high tech swimsuits but everyone should have the exact same suit. The Olympics are not Formula 1.
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