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  • J Jim Crafton

    Give this man a Cold Shower Stat!

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    Dalek Dave
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    And 70cc's of Army Tea

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    • D Dalek Dave

      He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!

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      Baconbutty
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      ...and I thank you from the bottom of my misfiring heart :)

      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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        He asked, I sat for 5 minutes working that out. I saw Shaven straight away and had to work with what was left!

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Saying:

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I saw Shaven straight away

        Is bad enough, but:

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        had to work with what was left!

        That is it! No television for you! And while your at it, clear up your room! It's a disgrace!


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        • P PIEBALDconsult

          Does he not realize that his own suit was a factor in his success? They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s.

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          Henry Minute
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          PIEBALDconsult wrote:

          They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s

          Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            PIEBALDconsult wrote:

            They should compete in the swimsuits of the 1800s

            Or that thing my mum made me wear when I was about 8 or 9. That damned thing could absorb about 3 tons of H2O

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            Henry Minute wrote:

            when I was about 8 or 9.

            As I said, the 1800s. :-D

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            • B Baconbutty

              Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!

              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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              JimmyRopes
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              Article:

              "The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.

              I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D

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                Article:

                "The integrity of the sport is man in water so the swimsuit should be neutral. It's quite easy, they need to test that the material of the suit is not as good as skin, that should be the litmus test.

                I agree swimmers should only be allowed to compete naked. :-D

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Indeed. Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams I don't see the point. (Well, OK, winter sports athletes can dress appropriately.)

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  when I was about 8 or 9.

                  As I said, the 1800s. :-D

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Don't be silly. It's only 17:20 now!

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    Indeed. Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams I don't see the point. (Well, OK, winter sports athletes can dress appropriately.)

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                    JimmyRopes
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                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                    Unless there's a requirement to distinguish players of different teams

                    I suspect that there will not be a need to take measurements of the female competitors. One glance and their vital statistics will be instantly imprinted in my mind. I never forget a, err…, let’s just say I will remember them. :~

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                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                      Maybe they should just compete naked. Then it is completely fair. No skull caps, no suits, no googles, no assistance of any kind.

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                      MrEyes
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                      Not entirely fair Some men would have a more streamlined "keel" than others ;)

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                      • B Baconbutty

                        Ban the Swim suit[^] So baldie Dunc is against the Speedo Swimsuit that helps everyone who wears it. How about everyone wears it then there's no problem. If he's against things helping you swim faster, why doesn't he ban shaving chests & legs for men (and some women I have known) as that also helps reduce the drag. I play squash so maybe I should stop playing with my £120 racquet and go to JJB and buy a £20 thing just so I don;t have any advantage over my opponents. To55er!

                        My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                        Member 96
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                        I agree with him entirely the playing field should be level. I have no problem with high tech swimsuits but everyone should have the exact same suit. The Olympics are not Formula 1.


                        "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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