I have 8 bosses, Bob.

realJSOP

XML (and all its bastard variants) is a markup specification. It's not a language. ASP.Net is a collection of technologies ("classic" ASP wasn't a language either) that serves as a vehicle for allowing web pages utilize Microsoft proprietary scripting languages. CSS can't be considered a language because it has no control functionality. Declarative programming is akin to vocalized grunts that serve no specific purpose.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Christian Graus

All of those, if they count as languages, XML sure doesn't. Plus C++, and Objective C. And if XML counts, I guess XAML does, too.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

realJSOP

frattaro wrote:

Give me a break.

I've been bugging the site admin to put up further notices at the top of the Lounge that clearly state that nobody gets any slack - ever.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Tomz_KV

Structured Query Language. Depending where it is used. It could mean a database server.

TOMZ_KV

Tomz_KV

Need to add ajax, flash and silver light.

TOMZ_KV

Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

I am just giving you a hard time John because I know you can be riled up.

Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

realJSOP

I'm not riled. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

GibbleCH

What do you think this website is? It's a web application.

PIEBALDconsult

How else would you ensure that the peg stays in the hole?

PIEBALDconsult

Oooohhh, now there's an image. :cool:

Dan Neely

Someone I went to HS with had a dog that did that to cats. His 2(?) year old brother took a picture and wanted to know what they were doing... :omg:

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

led mike

Jim Crafton wrote:

Web + application = absurd.

Did you typo that? Isn't it Web + Applicaton = AJAX Look what formula is in your future. Buzz words + hype = cloud computing ;)

led mike

frattaro wrote:

Give me a break.

Ok. Post your address and we can send you some cheese to go with that whine.

Jim Crafton

I hope his parents never mentioned the birds and the bees - I can only imagine the confusion that poor kid would have had. Bids and Bees, Cats and Dogs, how the hell did I get here?!

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Jim Crafton

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Declarative programming is akin to vocalized grunts that serve no specific purpose.

Finally a user friendly explanation for XAML!

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Jim Crafton

You're right - how could I have missed that? :omg:

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peterchen

They definitely have the quality of a language.

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Dan Neely

I've no idea. It's been almost a decade since I talked to him.

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

Mladen Jankovic

Yes but they are not programming languages.

[Genetic Algorithm Library]

Synaptrik

Where in his original post does he state programming languages? He just said languages. You need to find something valid if you insist on bandwagoning here.

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