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Cage or Reeves - Who makes the worst films?

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Cage did Con Air so he gets a pass from me for that. Reeves, of course, did Bill and Ted as well as the Matrix so he gets a pass from me for those. I'm going to have to go with a controversial one here and say DiCaprio - he really gets on my n ipple ends.

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    Dave Kreskowiak
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    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    DiCaprio - he really gets on my n ipple ends.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      To be fair he was excellent in Predator!

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      selcuks
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      To be fair he was excellent in Predator!

      You sure Dave? I do not know a Predator film with jean claude in the cast... Could it be Schwarzenegger?

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        To be fair he was excellent in Predator!

        You sure Dave? I do not know a Predator film with jean claude in the cast... Could it be Schwarzenegger?

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        Dalek Dave
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        Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )

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          Ok I fell for it! X| I should have guessed something like this would pop out since you posted... :laugh:

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          • L Lost User

            Frankly The Matrix wasn't about acting.

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            Gary Wheeler
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            No it wasn't. For its genre, I thought it was a pretty good movie, all the same.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              John Travolta - Battlefield Earth has got to be the worst film ever. Who remembers Zardoz starring Shaun Connery, if you saw that you would consider him in the same class as JT.

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                Keanu Reeves is a bad actor who, for unknown reasons, gets to occasionally make good films (The Matrix). Nicholas Cage is a good actor who, for unknown reasons, occasionally decides to make bad films. There's a subtle difference there. Of the two, I'd rather watch Cage in a bad movie than Reeves in a good one.

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                swjam
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                well put voted 5

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  For extra man points, you should have pointed out that he was the predator in the fight scene with Arnie at the end.

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    John Travolta - Battlefield Earth has got to be the worst film ever. Who remembers Zardoz starring Shaun Connery, if you saw that you would consider him in the same class as JT.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

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                        JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

                        My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          All three Guilty of Crapiness BeYond the Call Of Ability!

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                            JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

                            My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Let's not forget Get Shorty.

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                              JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

                              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                              Mycroft Holmes
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                              Well Dave got it right, he can really pick some crap scripts. Especially when he lets his religion dictate the choice.

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

                                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                                Mycroft Holmes
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                                Oh sh*t, what an image. Try writing something for all three. Mud wrestling for the old and wrinklies.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                                  BonshatS
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                                  How about most of the garbage made by the Saturday Night Live people when they tried to stretch a one joke 5 min skit into a 90 min movie. I'd give some titles but they aren't that memorable.

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Let's not forget Get Shorty.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Be Cool was better.

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                                      Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Absolutely, without any shadow of a doubt. Victor Mature The original Cigar Store Indian actor.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                                        ToddHileHoffer
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                                        Keanu is the worst. I thought Point Break was so cool as a kid, but then you watch it as an adult and you realize why it was such a great role for Keanu. Because he was playing a detective under cover. So in it a way it was supposed to appear as if he was acting...

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                                        • B BonshatS

                                          How about most of the garbage made by the Saturday Night Live people when they tried to stretch a one joke 5 min skit into a 90 min movie. I'd give some titles but they aren't that memorable.

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          Wayne's World? Schwing.

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