Cage or Reeves - Who makes the worst films?
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Keanu Reeves is a bad actor who, for unknown reasons, gets to occasionally make good films (The Matrix). Nicholas Cage is a good actor who, for unknown reasons, occasionally decides to make bad films. There's a subtle difference there. Of the two, I'd rather watch Cage in a bad movie than Reeves in a good one.
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Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
For extra man points, you should have pointed out that he was the predator in the fight scene with Arnie at the end.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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John Travolta - Battlefield Earth has got to be the worst film ever. Who remembers Zardoz starring Shaun Connery, if you saw that you would consider him in the same class as JT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
Blowout Staying Alive Wild Hogs Hairspray Sorry JT is Not on the Winning Side!
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
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OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
All three Guilty of Crapiness BeYond the Call Of Ability!
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
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JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
Let's not forget Get Shorty.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
Well Dave got it right, he can really pick some crap scripts. Especially when he lets his religion dictate the choice.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Oh sh*t, what an image. Try writing something for all three. Mud wrestling for the old and wrinklies.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
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Let's not forget Get Shorty.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
Absolutely, without any shadow of a doubt. Victor Mature The original Cigar Store Indian actor.
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
Keanu is the worst. I thought Point Break was so cool as a kid, but then you watch it as an adult and you realize why it was such a great role for Keanu. Because he was playing a detective under cover. So in it a way it was supposed to appear as if he was acting...
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How about most of the garbage made by the Saturday Night Live people when they tried to stretch a one joke 5 min skit into a 90 min movie. I'd give some titles but they aren't that memorable.
Wayne's World? Schwing.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Wayne's World? Schwing.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
Cage is good more often than bad. Reeves the other way. Travolta is improving. DiCaprio and Cruise I would say get more work than they should. P.S. And Costner. P.P.S. Swayze
modified on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:29 PM
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Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?
------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx
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I'd have to agree. Night at the Roxbury, anyone?
"we must lose precision to make significant statements about complex systems." -deKorvin on uncertainty
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. - Chuck Norris Facts.
"we must lose precision to make significant statements about complex systems." -deKorvin on uncertainty
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. - Chuck Norris Facts.
"we must lose precision to make significant statements about complex systems." -deKorvin on uncertainty
There is no Chuck Norris.