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Cage or Reeves - Who makes the worst films?

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  • M Mycroft Holmes

    John Travolta - Battlefield Earth has got to be the worst film ever. Who remembers Zardoz starring Shaun Connery, if you saw that you would consider him in the same class as JT.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )

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      For extra man points, you should have pointed out that he was the predator in the fight scene with Arnie at the end.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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        Pete OHanlon
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        OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

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          JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

          My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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            Dalek Dave
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            All three Guilty of Crapiness BeYond the Call Of Ability!

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              JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Let's not forget Get Shorty.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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              • B Baconbutty

                JT Face/Off Broken Arrow Swordfish Pulp fiction Quality all the way!

                My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                Well Dave got it right, he can really pick some crap scripts. Especially when he lets his religion dictate the choice.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  OK - I take it back - the worst actors are (in no particular order) Schwarzenneger (Terminator notwithstanding), Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: "Karate - the art of studying for several years, toning your body and then making the worst ever films."

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                  Oh sh*t, what an image. Try writing something for all three. Mud wrestling for the old and wrinklies.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                    BonshatS
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                    How about most of the garbage made by the Saturday Night Live people when they tried to stretch a one joke 5 min skit into a 90 min movie. I'd give some titles but they aren't that memorable.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Let's not forget Get Shorty.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                      Be Cool was better.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Absolutely, without any shadow of a doubt. Victor Mature The original Cigar Store Indian actor.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                          ToddHileHoffer
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                          Keanu is the worst. I thought Point Break was so cool as a kid, but then you watch it as an adult and you realize why it was such a great role for Keanu. Because he was playing a detective under cover. So in it a way it was supposed to appear as if he was acting...

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                          • B BonshatS

                            How about most of the garbage made by the Saturday Night Live people when they tried to stretch a one joke 5 min skit into a 90 min movie. I'd give some titles but they aren't that memorable.

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Wayne's World? Schwing.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Wayne's World? Schwing.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              Wayne's World?

                              Sadly that might've been one of the better ones.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Cage is good more often than bad. Reeves the other way. Travolta is improving. DiCaprio and Cruise I would say get more work than they should. P.S. And Costner. P.P.S. Swayze

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Is it Keanu "The Day my Life Stood Still" Reeves or do you think Nicholas "Lord of Snore" Cage is the worst actor? Possibly you think someone else? Maybe Michael "My Dad was Good" Douglas?

                                  ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

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                                  Chuck Norris.....

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                                  • B BonshatS

                                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                    Wayne's World?

                                    Sadly that might've been one of the better ones.

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                                    Curtis Schlak
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                                    I'd have to agree. Night at the Roxbury, anyone?

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                                    • B Barlec

                                      Chuck Norris.....

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                                        In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. - Chuck Norris Facts.

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                                        There is no Chuck Norris.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Van Damme played the Predator in two scenes before he was fired. Both scenes involved him being invisible and that is why I thought it his best film. (I was hoping someone would ask! :) )

                                          ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

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                                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                          :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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