An object, by any other name.
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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Master Control Program ?
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Chris Losinger wrote:
AssMan
+10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!
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I've got a variable named Analyser... Does that count? ;)
Simon
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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Master Control Program ?
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I've got a variable named Analyser... Does that count? ;)
Simon
Only if it's a Manager :)
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Newifier De-Bugger Disk Filler Application Improver Bad Coding Compensator
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Newifier
That's so awesome - could you please, please write up an article detailing the Newifier pattern? Is this at all related to the Decider and/or MisUnderEstimator patterns?
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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I've got a variable named Analyser... Does that count? ;)
Simon
An analytical app I inherited at my old job had a couple thousand lines of business logic in a monstrous function called AnalCalculate... But then, it was a VB6 app, originally written in VB4, so we can make all kinds of comments...
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Yes, the super-geek version of calling it Skynet.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Disk Filler
... MS have probably already got the trademark on that one!
Dave
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
Brady Kelly wrote:
an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks).
executes tasks to perform an upgrade? that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy? (I assume this based on the input of spec guys in my past and your, umm, statement...) Tryin to move beyond the problematic "SETUP" phrase, eh? UpgradeYa? Ameliorator? Rectifier? Amend? The thesaurus is your friend here...
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Brady Kelly wrote:
an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks).
executes tasks to perform an upgrade? that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy? (I assume this based on the input of spec guys in my past and your, umm, statement...) Tryin to move beyond the problematic "SETUP" phrase, eh? UpgradeYa? Ameliorator? Rectifier? Amend? The thesaurus is your friend here...
Steve Hazel wrote:
that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy?
Not in the least, on both counts! My full spec describes the tasks, the work flow, and the UI, and I must code it and name it.
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Steve Hazel wrote:
that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy?
Not in the least, on both counts! My full spec describes the tasks, the work flow, and the UI, and I must code it and name it.
Well, i meant the specs you're givin' us for the name. And I was just jokin' round. I'd never call somebody a "specs guy" literally. That's just too severe.
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
taskenator :)
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)
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Chris Losinger wrote:
AssMan
+10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
A friend of mine (then a project manager for a large telecoms company) nearly got an official project started under the name of "Computerised Line Integrated Test Or Repair Interface System". His boss was just about to sign off on the order for project ties when he noticed the acronymn that was to be emblazoned across them...
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A friend of mine (then a project manager for a large telecoms company) nearly got an official project started under the name of "Computerised Line Integrated Test Or Repair Interface System". His boss was just about to sign off on the order for project ties when he noticed the acronymn that was to be emblazoned across them...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was your friend willing to risk the LARTing he'd've received if the big boss figured it out after spending money on logo items?
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