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  • M Maximilien

    Master Control Program ?

    This signature was proudly tested on animals.

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    Ian Shlasko
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    Yes, the super-geek version of calling it Skynet. End of line.

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      Newifier De-Bugger Disk Filler Application Improver Bad Coding Compensator

      ------------------------------------ "I am always serious about what I do, not necessarily about how I do it." Tom Baker

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      DaveyM69
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Disk Filler

      ... MS have probably already got the trademark on that one!

      Dave
      BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
      Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
      Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus)

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      • B Brady Kelly

        Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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        stephen hazel
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        Brady Kelly wrote:

        an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks).

        executes tasks to perform an upgrade? that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy? (I assume this based on the input of spec guys in my past and your, umm, statement...) Tryin to move beyond the problematic "SETUP" phrase, eh? UpgradeYa? Ameliorator? Rectifier? Amend? The thesaurus is your friend here...

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          Brady Kelly wrote:

          an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks).

          executes tasks to perform an upgrade? that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy? (I assume this based on the input of spec guys in my past and your, umm, statement...) Tryin to move beyond the problematic "SETUP" phrase, eh? UpgradeYa? Ameliorator? Rectifier? Amend? The thesaurus is your friend here...

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          Brady Kelly
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          Steve Hazel wrote:

          that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy?

          Not in the least, on both counts! My full spec describes the tasks, the work flow, and the UI, and I must code it and name it.

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          • B Brady Kelly

            Steve Hazel wrote:

            that's your full spec??? what are ya some kinda SPECS guy?

            Not in the least, on both counts! My full spec describes the tasks, the work flow, and the UI, and I must code it and name it.

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            stephen hazel
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            Well, i meant the specs you're givin' us for the name. And I was just jokin' round. I'd never call somebody a "specs guy" literally. That's just too severe.

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            • B Brady Kelly

              Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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              JimmyRopes
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              taskenator :)

              Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
              Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
              I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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              • B Brady Kelly

                Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                goodideadave
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                Suggestions: -Zapper -Fluffer -Buffer -MakeBetterer

                My other signature is witty and insightful.

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                • B Brady Kelly

                  Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                  Tim Carmichael
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                  WeThePeople? Serf? Smurf? TheBetterHalf?

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Chris Losinger wrote:

                    AssMan

                    +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                    A friend of mine (then a project manager for a large telecoms company) nearly got an official project started under the name of "Computerised Line Integrated Test Or Repair Interface System". His boss was just about to sign off on the order for project ties when he noticed the acronymn that was to be emblazoned across them...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      A friend of mine (then a project manager for a large telecoms company) nearly got an official project started under the name of "Computerised Line Integrated Test Or Repair Interface System". His boss was just about to sign off on the order for project ties when he noticed the acronymn that was to be emblazoned across them...

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                      Dan Neely
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                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was your friend willing to risk the LARTing he'd've received if the big boss figured it out after spending money on logo items?

                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                        Adrian Cole
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                        Denogginizer?

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                          David Crow
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                          Workflow?

                          "Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw later in life what you have deposited along the way." - Unknown

                          "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

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                            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was your friend willing to risk the LARTing he'd've received if the big boss figured it out after spending money on logo items?

                            Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Oh yes. This was a man who (after one of his girlfriends gave him a love bite one afternoon) sandpapered his own neck on the train home to hide it from his wife... He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              Oh yes. This was a man who (after one of his girlfriends gave him a love bite one afternoon) sandpapered his own neck on the train home to hide it from his wife... He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

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                              Dan Neely
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

                              I'm impressed that he appears to've always done so. Edit: assumption made based on the fact that he appears to be alive, and that you've not mentioned his now singing soprano.

                              Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

                              modified on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:24 PM

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                              • B Brady Kelly

                                Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                Todd Smith
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                                Coordinating Resource Application Processor

                                Todd Smith

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                                  Chris Losinger wrote:

                                  AssMan

                                  +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                                  Kyudos
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                                  In our CAD package we have "assemblies" that some times need to be "exploded", leading to various variables along the lines of 'AssExplode' etc. :-D

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                                  • B Brady Kelly

                                    It does, but -Rejuvenator leverage more synergy between the core competencies of the potential utilisers. :laugh:

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                                    Gary R Wheeler
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                                    I haven't had my dinner yet, and you're trying to make me hurl...

                                    Software Zen: delete this;
                                    Fold With Us![^]

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                                    • J Jim Crafton

                                      Chris Losinger wrote:

                                      AssMan

                                      +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                                      Gary R Wheeler
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                                      We've had the following official hardware project names: PIGLET: Programmable Inkjet Graphics Link Extension Technology SWiFT: Selectable Width Format Transform DRIP: Direct Raster Image Processor PMP: Peripheral Master Processor and my personal contribution: OpenMIND: Open Message Identification and Numbering Definition

                                      Software Zen: delete this;
                                      Fold With Us![^]

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                                        Gary R Wheeler
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                                        Which, obviously, produces the Software High Interest Task list.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;
                                        Fold With Us![^]

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                                        • B Brady Kelly

                                          Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                          dmitri_sps
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                                          Orchestrator or Conductor ? (There would by some already, called Symphony ;) )

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