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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    A friend of mine (then a project manager for a large telecoms company) nearly got an official project started under the name of "Computerised Line Integrated Test Or Repair Interface System". His boss was just about to sign off on the order for project ties when he noticed the acronymn that was to be emblazoned across them...

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    Dan Neely
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was your friend willing to risk the LARTing he'd've received if the big boss figured it out after spending money on logo items?

    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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      Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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      Adrian Cole
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      Denogginizer?

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      • B Brady Kelly

        Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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        David Crow
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        Workflow?

        "Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw later in life what you have deposited along the way." - Unknown

        "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

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          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was your friend willing to risk the LARTing he'd've received if the big boss figured it out after spending money on logo items?

          Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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          OriginalGriff
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          Oh yes. This was a man who (after one of his girlfriends gave him a love bite one afternoon) sandpapered his own neck on the train home to hide it from his wife... He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Oh yes. This was a man who (after one of his girlfriends gave him a love bite one afternoon) sandpapered his own neck on the train home to hide it from his wife... He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

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            Dan Neely
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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            He had four, BTW - I could never keep the names straight.

            I'm impressed that he appears to've always done so. Edit: assumption made based on the fact that he appears to be alive, and that you've not mentioned his now singing soprano.

            Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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            • B Brady Kelly

              Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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              Todd Smith
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              Coordinating Resource Application Processor

              Todd Smith

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                Chris Losinger wrote:

                AssMan

                +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                Kyudos
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                In our CAD package we have "assemblies" that some times need to be "exploded", leading to various variables along the lines of 'AssExplode' etc. :-D

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                • B Brady Kelly

                  It does, but -Rejuvenator leverage more synergy between the core competencies of the potential utilisers. :laugh:

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                  Gary R Wheeler
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                  I haven't had my dinner yet, and you're trying to make me hurl...

                  Software Zen: delete this;
                  Fold With Us![^]

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Chris Losinger wrote:

                    AssMan

                    +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                    Gary R Wheeler
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                    We've had the following official hardware project names: PIGLET: Programmable Inkjet Graphics Link Extension Technology SWiFT: Selectable Width Format Transform DRIP: Direct Raster Image Processor PMP: Peripheral Master Processor and my personal contribution: OpenMIND: Open Message Identification and Numbering Definition

                    Software Zen: delete this;
                    Fold With Us![^]

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                      Coordinating Resource Application Processor

                      Todd Smith

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                      Gary R Wheeler
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                      Which, obviously, produces the Software High Interest Task list.

                      Software Zen: delete this;
                      Fold With Us![^]

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                        dmitri_sps
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                        Orchestrator or Conductor ? (There would by some already, called Symphony ;) )

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                          Phil Martin
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                          Suffixes are so last century. You need a flashy new Prefix. iUpgrader neoUpgrader Upgroogler Something fashionable like that.

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                            Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                            sketch2002
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                            -Peon, -Grunt, -Soldier, -Organizer, -Assistant, -Mother, -Instructor, -Overseer, ok, enough of the somewhat realistic ideas, how about -Biatch, -MoFo (ModificationFocuser, duh! What were you thinking?), -Walmart (they do everything, correct? LOL).

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                              Which, obviously, produces the Software High Interest Task list.

                              Software Zen: delete this;
                              Fold With Us![^]

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                              sketch2002
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                              Nice. Don't forget that it Saves Tasks In New Kind of Storage.

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                                Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                Michael Haines
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                                Pimper

                                You are here - through no fault of mine!

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                                • B Brady Kelly

                                  Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                  Culminater

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                                  • J Jim Crafton

                                    Chris Losinger wrote:

                                    AssMan

                                    +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                                    eckerbr
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                                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                                    Chris Losinger wrote: AssMan +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                                    I had a class called AssignmentManager. It is now called AssMan :-D Ten points for me!!

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                                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                                      Chris Losinger wrote: AssMan +10 points for anyone who manages to sneak that into their code and actually make it do something productive!

                                      I had a class called AssignmentManager. It is now called AssMan :-D Ten points for me!!

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Kudos to you!!

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                                      • B Brady Kelly

                                        Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                        Shelby Robertson
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                                        -Samoflange

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                                        • B Brady Kelly

                                          Yes folks, it's that time again. I'm looking for a nice suffix for an application that executes tasks in order to perform an upgrade, and ultimately, all similar applications (that execute tasks). -Manager has seen its day, -Wizard isn't accurate, and -Worker just doesn't sound right. Yes, this is ultimately a programming question, but I am appealing to Lounge denizens' command of the English language, and not of programming languages, so I thought I could squeeze it past the censors. :)

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                                          feanorgem
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                                          How about Virtuoso.

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