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  • L Lost User

    The "I'm married and want to irritate my wife" method? :)

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    hairy_hats
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    sk8er_boy287 wrote:

    "I'm married and want to irritate my wife"

    Is that "irritate" in the "beard rash" sense?

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      I light a fire and stick my face in it! Man Style!

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      Lost User
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      Yeah? Well, I use a tree saw or an axe when I have them handy! ;P Oh, and I forgot about the sandpaper...

      modified on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 7:10 AM

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I light a fire and stick my face in it! Man Style!

        ------------------------------------ "Possessions make you poor, wealth is measurable only in experience." Sun Tzu 621BC

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        Michael Bookatz
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        that explains the lack of eyebrows!

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        • L Lost User

          Actually, I use disposable razor blades, but when I'm finished you can't tell that I didn't use a rock, so why deny it, especially if it will get me man points. :-)

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          truth, real men always tell the truth!

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          • L Lost User

            The "I'm married and want to irritate my wife" method? :)

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            Michael Bookatz
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            sk8er_boy287 wrote:

            irritate my wife

            that's your first mistake.. wife!

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            • R Rhuros

              Being the type of person who has to do a full head shave(except my eybrows), and generally looking like I've attacked myself with a cheese grater, I might have to give this a go. Although I have found Maco Root Shave Creme from the Body Shop does the trick too...

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              hairy_hats
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              Rhuros wrote:

              Maco Root Shave Creme

              Minus lots of man points for using a product which uses the spelling "creme".

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              • R Rhuros

                Being the type of person who has to do a full head shave(except my eybrows), and generally looking like I've attacked myself with a cheese grater, I might have to give this a go. Although I have found Maco Root Shave Creme from the Body Shop does the trick too...

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                Brady Kelly
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                Ooh, last time I did that I was in a hurry. If that doesn't tell you enough: I pressed to hard, and ended up peeling a small slice of skin off.

                You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.

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                • H hairy_hats

                  sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                  "I'm married and want to irritate my wife"

                  Is that "irritate" in the "beard rash" sense?

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                  Lost User
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                  Actually, I wanted to underline the "I'm married" part. :rolleyes: Good spot though. You must be married too. :)

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                  • M Michael Bookatz

                    sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                    irritate my wife

                    that's your first mistake.. wife!

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                    Lost User
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                    I'm not married. :~

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                    • L Lost User

                      Actually, I wanted to underline the "I'm married" part. :rolleyes: Good spot though. You must be married too. :)

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                      hairy_hats
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                      sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                      You must be married too.

                      I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Ooh, last time I did that I was in a hurry. If that doesn't tell you enough: I pressed to hard, and ended up peeling a small slice of skin off.

                        You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.

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                        Lost User
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                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                        small slice of skin

                        Makes me think of zombies.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)

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                          Peter Mulholland
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                          in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:

                          Pete

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                          • P Peter Mulholland

                            in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:

                            Pete

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Peter Mulholland wrote:

                            in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend

                            Good! If the wife found out I had one of those... ;P

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                            • H hairy_hats

                              Rhuros wrote:

                              Maco Root Shave Creme

                              Minus lots of man points for using a product which uses the spelling "creme".

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                                You must be married too.

                                I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.

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                                You wish? I'm not married but I live with my sister... Believe me, you DO NOT wish! :doh:

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.

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                                  peterchen
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                                  We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?

                                  Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                                  • P peterchen

                                    We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?

                                    Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                                    hairy_hats
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                                    Yes.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is

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                                      Rhuros
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                                      Hell I'm married, so every weekend I end up as a discard husband out side of the bloody place... And any I think I could just about earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor... lovely shave...

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)

                                        No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Beardies of the world unite!!

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                        • R Rhuros

                                          Hell I'm married, so every weekend I end up as a discard husband out side of the bloody place... And any I think I could just about earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor... lovely shave...

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          Rhuros wrote:

                                          earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor

                                          Depends on what you are shaving ;) (I don't want to know)

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