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  • L Lost User

    The "I'm married and want to irritate my wife" method? :)

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    hairy_hats
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    sk8er_boy287 wrote:

    "I'm married and want to irritate my wife"

    Is that "irritate" in the "beard rash" sense?

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      I light a fire and stick my face in it! Man Style!

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      Michael Bookatz
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      that explains the lack of eyebrows!

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      • L Lost User

        Actually, I use disposable razor blades, but when I'm finished you can't tell that I didn't use a rock, so why deny it, especially if it will get me man points. :-)

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        Michael Bookatz
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        truth, real men always tell the truth!

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        • L Lost User

          The "I'm married and want to irritate my wife" method? :)

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          Michael Bookatz
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          sk8er_boy287 wrote:

          irritate my wife

          that's your first mistake.. wife!

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          • R Rhuros

            Being the type of person who has to do a full head shave(except my eybrows), and generally looking like I've attacked myself with a cheese grater, I might have to give this a go. Although I have found Maco Root Shave Creme from the Body Shop does the trick too...

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            hairy_hats
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            Rhuros wrote:

            Maco Root Shave Creme

            Minus lots of man points for using a product which uses the spelling "creme".

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            • R Rhuros

              Being the type of person who has to do a full head shave(except my eybrows), and generally looking like I've attacked myself with a cheese grater, I might have to give this a go. Although I have found Maco Root Shave Creme from the Body Shop does the trick too...

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              Brady Kelly
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              Ooh, last time I did that I was in a hurry. If that doesn't tell you enough: I pressed to hard, and ended up peeling a small slice of skin off.

              You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.

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              • H hairy_hats

                sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                "I'm married and want to irritate my wife"

                Is that "irritate" in the "beard rash" sense?

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                Lost User
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                Actually, I wanted to underline the "I'm married" part. :rolleyes: Good spot though. You must be married too. :)

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                • M Michael Bookatz

                  sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                  irritate my wife

                  that's your first mistake.. wife!

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                  Lost User
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                  I'm not married. :~

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                  • L Lost User

                    Actually, I wanted to underline the "I'm married" part. :rolleyes: Good spot though. You must be married too. :)

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                    hairy_hats
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                    sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                    You must be married too.

                    I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      Ooh, last time I did that I was in a hurry. If that doesn't tell you enough: I pressed to hard, and ended up peeling a small slice of skin off.

                      You really gotta try harder to keep up with everyone that's not on the short bus with you. - John Simmons / outlaw programmer.

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                      Lost User
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                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                      small slice of skin

                      Makes me think of zombies.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)

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                        Peter Mulholland
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                        in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:

                        Pete

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                        • P Peter Mulholland

                          in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:

                          Pete

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                          Peter Mulholland wrote:

                          in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend

                          Good! If the wife found out I had one of those... ;P

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                          • H hairy_hats

                            Rhuros wrote:

                            Maco Root Shave Creme

                            Minus lots of man points for using a product which uses the spelling "creme".

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is

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                            • H hairy_hats

                              sk8er_boy287 wrote:

                              You must be married too.

                              I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.

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                              Lost User
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                              You wish? I'm not married but I live with my sister... Believe me, you DO NOT wish! :doh:

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.

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                                peterchen
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                                We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?

                                Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                                  We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?

                                  Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  Yes.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is

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                                    Rhuros
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                                    Hell I'm married, so every weekend I end up as a discard husband out side of the bloody place... And any I think I could just about earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor... lovely shave...

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)

                                      No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Beardies of the world unite!!

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      • R Rhuros

                                        Hell I'm married, so every weekend I end up as a discard husband out side of the bloody place... And any I think I could just about earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor... lovely shave...

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Rhuros wrote:

                                        earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor

                                        Depends on what you are shaving ;) (I don't want to know)

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                                        • H hairy_hats

                                          Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          No, don't tell me. You use pepper sauce instead of aftershave!

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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