Shaving with olive oil
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sk8er_boy287 wrote:
"I'm married and want to irritate my wife"
Is that "irritate" in the "beard rash" sense?
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sk8er_boy287 wrote:
irritate my wife
that's your first mistake.. wife!
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Actually, I wanted to underline the "I'm married" part. :rolleyes: Good spot though. You must be married too. :)
sk8er_boy287 wrote:
You must be married too.
I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.
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Ooh, last time I did that I was in a hurry. If that doesn't tell you enough: I pressed to hard, and ended up peeling a small slice of skin off.
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Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)
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in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:
Pete
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in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend :laugh:
Pete
Peter Mulholland wrote:
in a lot of cases you can also add No girlfirend
Good! If the wife found out I had one of those... ;P
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Rhuros wrote:
Maco Root Shave Creme
Minus lots of man points for using a product which uses the spelling "creme".
Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is
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sk8er_boy287 wrote:
You must be married too.
I wish. I'm long-term single, and not by choice.
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Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.
We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?
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We are talking about the standard non-electric process of facial hair removal, and olive oil as replacement for shaving cream?
Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
My latest article | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighistYes.
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Minus lots of man points for knowing where the Body Shop is
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Grow a beard. No cuts. No smell. No (and this is the biggie for me) having to be awake enough to shave at that time in the morning... Just trim it every couple of weeks (or let it grow for that Unix Guru® look)
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Beardies of the world unite!!
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Hell I'm married, so every weekend I end up as a discard husband out side of the bloody place... And any I think I could just about earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor... lovely shave...
Rhuros wrote:
earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor
Depends on what you are shaving ;) (I don't want to know)
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Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.
No, don't tell me. You use pepper sauce instead of aftershave!
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I've not tried this; it has been around for quite a while: King of Shaves[^]. I did try the new wet razor but didn't like the feel: the Fusion is best though, of course, a blunt and rusty hunting knife with freezing cold water works best...
Yeah, that stuff's great
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Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.
I tried shaving with Olive Oil once, but all she did was insist on playing with the shaving cream.
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Rhuros wrote:
earn the man points back by actually using a proper cut throat razor
Depends on what you are shaving ;) (I don't want to know)
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Yes.
OK, just checking. With slang nowadays, you never know...
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OK, just checking. With slang nowadays, you never know...
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My latest article | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighistI'm sure we're all far too innocent in the Lounge to understand what you're implying there. :omg:
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Read some posts raving about this over the weekend so gave it a go, and can recommend it - no nicks, no redness, really close shave, and skin feels smooth afterwards. As someone who usually ends up red and bleeding it's a good find.
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