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  • C CARPETBURNER

    Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????

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    leppie
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    GriffinPeter wrote:

    should the value of pi change

    But how can they know? No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi. How do you know it has changed, if you never knew previous the value?

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    • C CARPETBURNER

      Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????

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      Dario Solera
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      Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

      If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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      • C CARPETBURNER

        Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????

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        Dalek Dave
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        Firstly, VERY OLD. Secondly, Pi may change, it was once defined as 4, and also as 3. Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

          If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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          CPallini
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          :-D

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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          • D Dalek Dave

            Firstly, VERY OLD. Secondly, Pi may change, it was once defined as 4, and also as 3. Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            CPallini
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Secondly, Pi may change, it was once defined as 4, and also as 3.

            I know well it, sir. We had to use our best chisels to change it in our FORTRAN sources.

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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            • D Dario Solera

              Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

              If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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              Mark_Wallace
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              I always thought that 9 was a bit too much. Can you knock it down to 8.5 for me?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                GriffinPeter wrote:

                should the value of pi change

                But how can they know? No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi. How do you know it has changed, if you never knew previous the value?

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                realJSOP
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                leppie wrote:

                No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi.

                I think it mostly depends on how many pieces you slice it into...

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Firstly, VERY OLD. Secondly, Pi may change, it was once defined as 4, and also as 3. Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

                  But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:

                  Ali

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                  • C CARPETBURNER

                    Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????

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                    Dan Neely
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                    *cough*noneuclideangeometry*cough*

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                    • L leppie

                      GriffinPeter wrote:

                      should the value of pi change

                      But how can they know? No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi. How do you know it has changed, if you never knew previous the value?

                      xacc.ide
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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      Nobody has found the exact value of pi doesn't mean that it is a variable. It *is* a constant.

                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                      • D Dan Neely

                        *cough*noneuclideangeometry*cough*

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        dan neely wrote:

                        *cough*noneuclideangeometry*cough*

                        A cough before and after every word you type?! That sounds nasty. You must see a doctor. :)

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

                          But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:

                          Ali

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                          hairy_hats
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                          Alison Pentland wrote:

                          the Sticky Bead Argument

                          Is that KSS? :laugh:

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                            GriffinPeter wrote:

                            should the value of pi change

                            But how can they know? No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi. How do you know it has changed, if you never knew previous the value?

                            xacc.ide
                            IronScheme - 1.0 beta 3 - out now!
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                            Chris Maunder
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                            Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

                            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                            • C CARPETBURNER

                              Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????

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                              Chris Losinger
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                              sounds like a very dry joke, to me.

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                I always thought that 9 was a bit too much. Can you knock it down to 8.5 for me?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Dario Solera
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                                No, sorry, I only work with integers. It must be either 8 or 9.

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Alison Pentland wrote:

                                  the Sticky Bead Argument

                                  Is that KSS? :laugh:

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  :-O Of course!

                                  Ali

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                                  • L LittleYellowBird

                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

                                    But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:

                                    Ali

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Another of Feynman's mind games eh?

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                                    • D Dario Solera

                                      Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

                                      If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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                                      Chris Meech
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                                      Yeah, but what happens when a new number is discovered between 6 an 7? :)

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Another of Feynman's mind games eh?

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        ;)

                                        Ali

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                                        • C Chris Maunder

                                          Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

                                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Chris Maunder wrote:

                                          Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

                                          Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

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