Bad Programmina analogy
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*cough*noneuclideangeometry*cough*
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dan neely wrote:
*cough*noneuclideangeometry*cough*
A cough before and after every word you type?! That sounds nasty. You must see a doctor. :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Also of interest is the Feynman Point.
But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
the Sticky Bead Argument
Is that KSS? :laugh:
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GriffinPeter wrote:
should the value of pi change
But how can they know? No-one has ever found an exact numerical representation of pi. How do you know it has changed, if you never knew previous the value?
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((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Now im not one for second guessing Xerox wanting to change the fundamental laws of the universe.. but.. The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers ?????
sounds like a very dry joke, to me.
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I always thought that 9 was a bit too much. Can you knock it down to 8.5 for me?
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No, sorry, I only work with integers. It must be either 8 or 9.
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Alison Pentland wrote:
the Sticky Bead Argument
Is that KSS? :laugh:
:-O Of course!
Ali
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Also of interest is the Feynman Point.
But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:
Ali
Another of Feynman's mind games eh?
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Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.
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Yeah, but what happens when a new number is discovered between 6 an 7? :)
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Another of Feynman's mind games eh?
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;)
Ali
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Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.
Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.
Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?
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Michael Martin wrote:
Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?
Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)
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Michael Martin wrote:
Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?
Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)
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The regex would be simple. :)
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Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.
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I worked with some guys who previously had some offshore developers actually do that after they were told to change the hardcoded numbers to constants. (So statements like
x += 2;got changed tox += TWO;. It's fortunate they didn't use pi, else it would have become THREE_POINT_ONE_FOUR_ONE_FIVE_NINE.... )Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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Michael Martin wrote:
Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?
Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
When that is done your great great grandson will be born.
Uh ooh... This is how babby is formed?!
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