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  • M Mark_Wallace

    I always thought that 9 was a bit too much. Can you knock it down to 8.5 for me?

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    Dario Solera
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    No, sorry, I only work with integers. It must be either 8 or 9.

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      Alison Pentland wrote:

      the Sticky Bead Argument

      Is that KSS? :laugh:

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      LittleYellowBird
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      :-O Of course!

      Ali

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      • L LittleYellowBird

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Also of interest is the Feynman Point.

        But not as interesting as the Sticky Bead Argument :thumbsup:

        Ali

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        Dalek Dave
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        Another of Feynman's mind games eh?

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          Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

          If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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          Chris Meech
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          Yeah, but what happens when a new number is discovered between 6 an 7? :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Another of Feynman's mind games eh?

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            LittleYellowBird
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            ;)

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            • C Chris Maunder

              Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Lost User
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              Chris Maunder wrote:

              Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

              Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                Chris Maunder wrote:

                Exactly. It's only been calculated to a trillion digits, and if you hardcode that and then someone calculates it to a quadrillion then you're going to feel a little silly having to update the value of pi each place you hardcoded it.

                Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                Xiangyang Liu
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                Michael Martin wrote:

                Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

                Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)

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                  Michael Martin wrote:

                  Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

                  Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)

                  My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  The regex would be simple. :)

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                  • D Dario Solera

                    Well you never know what could happen in the universe. That's fine assumption. I usually create constants for all the decimal digits 0-9 so that I can change the value if I need it.

                    If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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                    Joe Woodbury
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                    I worked with some guys who previously had some offshore developers actually do that after they were told to change the hardcoded numbers to constants. (So statements like x += 2; got changed to x += TWO;. It's fortunate they didn't use pi, else it would have become THREE_POINT_ONE_FOUR_ONE_FIVE_NINE.... )

                    Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      Michael Martin wrote:

                      Isn't that what Search and Replace is for?

                      Ok, let me see, search for a trillion digit value in your source files and replace it with a quadrillion digit value? When that is done your great great grandson will be born. :)

                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                      When that is done your great great grandson will be born.

                      Uh ooh... This is how babby is formed?!

                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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