Tortoise Monitor Needed
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
So, you need someone to sit still and look at a single spot in the near distance all day? I could sub-let you a 1/2 dozen grads if you need them.
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Sounds like a hardware project to me.
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Would you have to shell out for that?
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor
I am available to monitor a couple of certified tortoises.
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
And what on Earth is a "tortoise monitor"? :-D
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
I'm guessing showing up at the jobsite wearing a hardhat made out of a tortoise shell would be right out.
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I'm guessing showing up at the jobsite wearing a hardhat made out of a tortoise shell would be right out.
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I'm guessing showing up at the jobsite wearing a hardhat made out of a tortoise shell would be right out.
Probably, but I like the way you're thinking. :-D Know where I can buy one? :rolleyes:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Well, the latest twist in my next substation project is that we're on hold, waiting for the federal agency responsible for the project to locate and hire a certified tortoise monitor. Between this fiasco and the ridiculous environmental and cultural reviews, we're already over a year late in starting. What I want to know is, what education and testing are required to become a "certified" tortoise monitor, and what does it pay? I'm thinking that, one day when I'm ready to quit contributing anything useful to the world, this might be an ideal post-retirement occupation. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
someone who is verrrrry slow... :laugh:
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