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How to tell the gender of a fly - pure genius!

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    Tomas Brennan
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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded,'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone'. :laugh: :-D

    #define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif

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      A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded,'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone'. :laugh: :-D

      #define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif

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      Christopher Duncan
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      Pull down their genes.

      Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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        Pull down their genes.

        Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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        Gary Wheeler
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        All right, where's my axe...

        Software Zen: delete this;

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          Pull down their genes.

          Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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          Tim Deveaux
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          That was truly abdominable.

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            That was truly abdominable.

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            Electron Shepherd
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            I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...

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              I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...

              Server and Network Monitoring

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              Tim Deveaux
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              I could spleen it to you if you like...

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                I could spleen it to you if you like...

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                Gary Wheeler
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                I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                  I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.

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                  Tim Deveaux
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                  Ah c'mon - liver little!

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                    Ah c'mon - liver little!

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    Just coloning them like I see them.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                      Just coloning them like I see them.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      Tim Deveaux
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                      That was even bladder than the last one.

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                        That was even bladder than the last one.

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.

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                            No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              That was truly offal

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                                That was truly offal

                                ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                Douglas Troy
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                                Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day


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                                  That was truly offal

                                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  AECAEC
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                                  The girl chromosome always has a headache.

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                                    Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day


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                                    I should punch out your lights!

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                                      The girl chromosome always has a headache.

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                                      Zhat
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                                      Y? :laugh: :laugh:

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