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How to tell the gender of a fly - pure genius!

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  • T Tomas Brennan

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded,'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone'. :laugh: :-D

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    Christopher Duncan
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    Pull down their genes.

    Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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      Pull down their genes.

      Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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      All right, where's my axe...

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        Pull down their genes.

        Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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        Tim Deveaux
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        That was truly abdominable.

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        • T Tim Deveaux

          That was truly abdominable.

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          Electron Shepherd
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          I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...

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            I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...

            Server and Network Monitoring

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            Tim Deveaux
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            I could spleen it to you if you like...

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              I could spleen it to you if you like...

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              I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.

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                I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.

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                Tim Deveaux
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                Ah c'mon - liver little!

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                • T Tim Deveaux

                  Ah c'mon - liver little!

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  Just coloning them like I see them.

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                    Just coloning them like I see them.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Tim Deveaux
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                    That was even bladder than the last one.

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                    • T Tim Deveaux

                      That was even bladder than the last one.

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.

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                        Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.

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                          No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.

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                          Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

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                            Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            That was truly offal

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                              That was truly offal

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                              Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day


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                                That was truly offal

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                                AECAEC
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                                The girl chromosome always has a headache.

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                                  Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day


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                                  I should punch out your lights!

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                                    The girl chromosome always has a headache.

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                                    Y? :laugh: :laugh:

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