How to tell the gender of a fly - pure genius!
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded,'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone'. :laugh: :-D
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded,'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone'. :laugh: :-D
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
Pull down their genes.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!
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Pull down their genes.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!
All right, where's my axe...
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Pull down their genes.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!
That was truly abdominable.
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That was truly abdominable.
I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...
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I really can't stomach these bad puns, you know...
I could spleen it to you if you like...
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I could spleen it to you if you like...
I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.
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I wish you guys would stop kidneying around.
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delete this;Ah c'mon - liver little!
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Ah c'mon - liver little!
Just coloning them like I see them.
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Just coloning them like I see them.
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delete this;That was even bladder than the last one.
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That was even bladder than the last one.
Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.
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Like Urethra* sang, I don't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T. * I am surely going to hell for that one.
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delete this;No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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No, I don't think even Ole Split Foot could swallow that.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.
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Why not? It's alimentary, my dear Watson.
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That was truly offal
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Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day
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That was truly offal
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Uvula just made a horrible pun. Yes, yes, I have been waiting to use this dang near, all day
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL