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  • S Single Step Debugger

    Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    Save your perversions for the soapbox man. :)

    It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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    • D dbrenth

      Reminds me of an old Smothers Brothers song. I wonder if the guy yelled "CHOCOLATE".

      Brent

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      :thumbsup: Probably no one would save him if he did.

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      • H Harvey Saayman

        This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

        Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Harvey Saayman wrote:

        How would you like to die?

        From the collapse of the universe. After a meal at Milliways of course.

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        • S Single Step Debugger

          Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          CaptainSeeSharp
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          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

          Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

          She would only let you out of the cage when she needed a douche.

          "The task of saving the earth's environment must and will become the central organizing principle of the post-Cold War world." Senator Al Gore Putting People First 1992 ------ "The sacrifice of personal existence is necessary to secure the preservation of the species." Adolph Hitler Mein Kampf 1923 ------ If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." O'Brien to Winston George Orwell 1984 1949

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          • S Single Step Debugger

            Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            hairy_hats
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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

            I'd prefer Miss Utah 2059.

            I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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            • H Harvey Saayman

              This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

              Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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              OriginalGriff
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              Peacefully, in my sleep - just like my Grandfather. :zzz: Not screaming in terror, like his passengers. :omg: X|

              No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • R Roger Wright

                Harvey Saayman wrote:

                How would you like to die?

                Sexual exhaustion at the age of 102.

                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                John M Drescher
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                Good answer. I pick that one.

                John

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                • H Harvey Saayman

                  This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

                  Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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                  John M Drescher
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                  Now the question I want to know is how on earth do they allow a plank above the vat of chocolate?

                  John

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                  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                    Save your perversions for the soapbox man. :)

                    It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    I can’t help myself. Since I first saw her pictures I’m just a ghost in a human body. :sigh:

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Peacefully, in my sleep - just like my Grandfather. :zzz: Not screaming in terror, like his passengers. :omg: X|

                      No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      :laugh:

                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                      • J John M Drescher

                        Now the question I want to know is how on earth do they allow a plank above the vat of chocolate?

                        John

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                        bulg
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                        Seriously!!!!

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                        • D dbrenth

                          Reminds me of an old Smothers Brothers song. I wonder if the guy yelled "CHOCOLATE".

                          Brent

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                          cmk
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                          Listened to their album with that on it yesterday - take it!.

                          ...cmk The idea that I can be presented with a problem, set out to logically solve it with the tools at hand, and wind up with a program that could not be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps some years ago and filed for a patent on it is horrifying. - John Carmack

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                          • H Harvey Saayman

                            This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

                            Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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                            0x3c0
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                            I would want to die of entropy

                            Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow

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                            • S Single Step Debugger

                              I can’t help myself. Since I first saw her pictures I’m just a ghost in a human body. :sigh:

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              Wow, she is a babe! Definite Baberaham Lincoln material!

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              • J John M Drescher

                                Now the question I want to know is how on earth do they allow a plank above the vat of chocolate?

                                John

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                                peterchen
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                                to stir it? :rolleyes:

                                Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                                • H Harvey Saayman

                                  This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

                                  Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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                                  CalvinHobbies
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                                  With a smile on my face, and peace in my heart. And not screaming and panicing like the other passangers in the vehicle :laugh:

                                  Harvey Saayman wrote:

                                  How would you like to die?

                                  ///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principals, if you don't like them… I have others.

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                                  • H Harvey Saayman

                                    This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

                                    Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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                                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                    Penniless and wanted in 6 continents and three galaxies.

                                    Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                      Repeatedly and mercilessly raped from Miss Utah 2009.

                                      I'd prefer Miss Utah 2059.

                                      I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                      Single Step Debugger
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                                      And what makes you think that SKYNET will produce a female terminator especially for you?

                                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                      • H Harvey Saayman

                                        This guy experienced death by chocolate Click[^] How would you like to die?

                                        Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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                                        Douglas Troy
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                                        Harvey Saayman wrote:

                                        How would you like to die?

                                        With far less regrets than I think I'm already going to have when that day comes.


                                        :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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                                        • J John M Drescher

                                          Now the question I want to know is how on earth do they allow a plank above the vat of chocolate?

                                          John

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                                          Shog9 0
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                                          Haven't you ever watched a movie, TV show, or read a comic book? Huge, dangerous vats always have rickety planks over them. The bigger and more dangerous the vat, the narrower and less enclosed the plank. And no matter how modern and high-tech the rest of the place might be, some poor sap will get stuck standing in the middle of that plank, poking around the vat with a barge pole. It's just a fact of life. Like the burning wheel rolling away from a crash...

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