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Today's dose of no s**t sherlock

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    benjymous
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    Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

    Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      benjymous wrote:

      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      ftfy


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        benjymous wrote:

        Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

        ftfy


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Cats teenagers are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

        IFYPFY

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

          Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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          1 21 Gigawatts
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          benjymous wrote:

          Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

          :)

          "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            benjymous wrote:

            Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

            :)

            "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            LittleYellowBird
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            1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

            Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

            Miaow! :-D

            Ali

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              benjymous wrote:

              Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

              ftfy


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them when you run them over[^] ftfy

              ftfy - and apologies to the fluffy tigress; she does not make pathetic noises and I have no intention of running her over.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                benjymous wrote:

                Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

                :)

                "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                Pete OHanlon
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                That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                  Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                  Dan_Martin
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                  They don't like being poked with sticks either. http://www.zee.me/blog/2009/07/never-poke-a-wild-animal-with-a-stick/[^]

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                    That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                    Ali

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                      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                      Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                      Michael Bookatz
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                      That's why I'd never get a cat

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                        I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                        Ali

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          benjymous wrote:

                          Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

                          :)

                          "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                          *Tigress purr/growl*

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                            It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            It never pays to upset a woman

                            FTFY :-D

                            Ali

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                              It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                              ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                                Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

                                If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                                  ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                  Ali

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                                    LittleYellowBird
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                                    Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D

                                    Ali

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                                      *Tigress purr/growl*

                                      Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                        Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                        Ali

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        I'm not old. Yet.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                          Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                                          Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                                          StM0n
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                                          dogs have owners cats have servants

                                          (yes|no|maybe)*

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