Today's dose of no s**t sherlock
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Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]
Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
They don't like being poked with sticks either. http://www.zee.me/blog/2009/07/never-poke-a-wild-animal-with-a-stick/[^]
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That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P
Ali
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Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]
Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
That's why I'd never get a cat
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I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P
Ali
It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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benjymous wrote:
Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want
:)
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It never pays to upset a woman
FTFY :-D
Ali
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It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.
ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D
Ali
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*Tigress purr/growl*
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D
Ali
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*Tigress purr/growl*
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D
Ali
I'm not old. Yet.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]
Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
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s_mon wrote:
cats have servants
Cats have clients.
Software Zen:
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s_mon wrote:
cats have servants
Cats have clients.
Software Zen:
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My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.
Software Zen:
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My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.
Software Zen:
delete this;