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Today's dose of no s**t sherlock

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

    ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

      Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

        ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        LittleYellowBird
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        Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

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          LittleYellowBird
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          Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D

          Ali

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

              Ali

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              I'm not old. Yet.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              • B benjymous

                Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                StM0n
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                dogs have owners cats have servants

                (yes|no|maybe)*

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                • S StM0n

                  dogs have owners cats have servants

                  (yes|no|maybe)*

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  s_mon wrote:

                  cats have servants

                  Cats have clients.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • G Gary Wheeler

                    s_mon wrote:

                    cats have servants

                    Cats have clients.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    StM0n
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                    imho they rather demand than offer ;)

                    (yes|no|maybe)*

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                    • S StM0n

                      imho they rather demand than offer ;)

                      (yes|no|maybe)*

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        StM0n
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                        damn... point taken ;)

                        (yes|no|maybe)*

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